☽ II: video

[inabluemoon]

[Vanitas is seated with his chin propped up in one hand when the video comes on. He looks significantly calmer (and less Sanguis-y) than the last time he made a post like this.]

Bonjour. I've done this once before, but I feel as though I wouldn't be doing my due diligence if I just relied on snooping and idle gossip.

[He straightens up, a hand going to his chest with an undeniably cocky grin.]

So! My name is Vanitas and I am a doctor to vampires, although I myself am just an average human. In an attempt to better understand the nature of the world we currently find ourselves in and those that all of you are from I have a request! I'd like to hear all of your "legends" about vampires. It's become clear that despite the wide variety of worlds represented here vampires are a reality in very few, so I'm curious about where your preconceived notions of them stem from.

Of course if you yourself happen to be a vampire or personally acquainted with any I'm even more interested in you. Don't hesitate to come forward and chat with me, I'll even be accommodating if you want to do so anonymously.

[He waves a gloved hand that ends in sharp nails.] Au revoir~

Comments

[lightthedarkness]

Why wouldn't I ask nicely? [Seriously, it's not like she needs to force this kind of information out of him.]

Why did you become a doctor for one?

[inabluemoon]

[Listen he's used to paying for information and people constantly trying to kill him.]

Because I'm the only one who can do it.

[lightthedarkness]

... How'd you find that out?

[inabluemoon]

Well it isn't a natural ability or anything, but the item I use to heal vampires can only be used by me. And there's only one in existence.

[lightthedarkness]

Does that mean there's never been a vampire doctor before you?

[inabluemoon]

Not one that does exactly what I do, no.

[lightthedarkness]

So they had to suffer everything before you came? Ah! That's wonderful you came along then!

[inabluemoon]

[There's another chuckle.]

Isn't it? They might not appreciate it, but I'll cure them all whether they like it or not.

[lightthedarkness]

... Um... why... wouldn't they want to be healed?

[inabluemoon]

Because they don't trust me, or humans in general.

[He snorts]

Actually most of them think I'm the one who brought this upon them in the first place.

[lightthedarkness]

I mean, I guess I kinda get it... if this curse only has one person who can cure it. Sounds lame, though.

[inabluemoon]

"Lame"!

[He laughs.]

I suppose you could certainly call it that.

[lightthedarkness]

Well, what else would you call it?

[inabluemoon]

Well some of the words I would feel guilty repeating in front of a lady~

[lightthedarkness]

Oh... um, well thank you for not doing that, then. I appreciate it.