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prismatica2019-08-28 12:41 am
mutantblood) wrote in prismatica2019-08-28 12:41 am
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UN: carcinoGeneticist
[ It would be no exaggeration to say that this message had been in progress for at least a day. Not for the sake of complexity, but because the author was too frustrated to want to do more than keysmash his handy-dandy new device as well as its screen would allow. It wasn't as if the locals hadn't been as helpful as they could, but a lack of control and a healthy dose of confusion made for an especially cranky troll. And this troll is a cranky little creature by default. ]
I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING SWEPT THE FUCK AWAY AND DUNKED INTO SOME BULLSHIT PSYCHEDELIC NEON NIGHTMARE.
WHICH LOCAL ASSHAT DO I NEED TO HISS AND SPIT AT TO GET SOME *ACTUAL* GODDAMN ANSWERS AROUND HERE?
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THAT FROND-FUCKING SPIRITUALITY CRAP.
FEED ME SOME COLD, HARD FACTS.
OR I RIOT. AND THAT'S NOT A THREAT.
IT'S A PROMISE.
[ It would be no exaggeration to say that this message had been in progress for at least a day. Not for the sake of complexity, but because the author was too frustrated to want to do more than keysmash his handy-dandy new device as well as its screen would allow. It wasn't as if the locals hadn't been as helpful as they could, but a lack of control and a healthy dose of confusion made for an especially cranky troll. And this troll is a cranky little creature by default. ]
I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING SWEPT THE FUCK AWAY AND DUNKED INTO SOME BULLSHIT PSYCHEDELIC NEON NIGHTMARE.
WHICH LOCAL ASSHAT DO I NEED TO HISS AND SPIT AT TO GET SOME *ACTUAL* GODDAMN ANSWERS AROUND HERE?
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THAT FROND-FUCKING SPIRITUALITY CRAP.
FEED ME SOME COLD, HARD FACTS.
OR I RIOT. AND THAT'S NOT A THREAT.
IT'S A PROMISE.
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YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TRY HARDER IF YOU WANT YOUR OPTIMISM TO SEEM EVEN REMOTELY REASONABLE.
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no one seems to know how
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WITH ATTITUDES LIKE THAT IT'S NO WONDER THAT NOBODY KNOWS JACK SHIT HERE.
HAVE YOU EVEN *TRIED* ANYTHING?
HAS ANYONE???
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the first week i was here i was kidnapped by this asshole cult that locked me in a cage for several days before i was rescued
a lot of shits been goin down and i think everyones been too distracted to riot
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HOW WAS THIS NOT SOMETHING YOU MENTIONED EARLIER????
MALICIOUS KIDNAPPING CULTS SOUND PRETTY FUCKING IMPORTANT.
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these people shouldve warned us before bringing us here
then again no ones exactly sure how we arrived
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DID YOU CALL THE DRONES OR WHATEVER THE HELL THIS TEMPORALLY CHALLENGED SHITSTAIN OF A UNIVERSE HAS???
WAS ANYTHING DONE ABOUT THAT OR???
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or i hope
we were rescued
eventually