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[mutantblood]

UN: carcinoGeneticist

[ It would be no exaggeration to say that this message had been in progress for at least a day. Not for the sake of complexity, but because the author was too frustrated to want to do more than keysmash his handy-dandy new device as well as its screen would allow. It wasn't as if the locals hadn't been as helpful as they could, but a lack of control and a healthy dose of confusion made for an especially cranky troll. And this troll is a cranky little creature by default. ]

I DID NOT CONSENT TO BEING SWEPT THE FUCK AWAY AND DUNKED INTO SOME BULLSHIT PSYCHEDELIC NEON NIGHTMARE.
WHICH LOCAL ASSHAT DO I NEED TO HISS AND SPIT AT TO GET SOME *ACTUAL* GODDAMN ANSWERS AROUND HERE?

AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THAT FROND-FUCKING SPIRITUALITY CRAP.
FEED ME SOME COLD, HARD FACTS.
OR I RIOT. AND THAT'S NOT A THREAT.
IT'S A PROMISE.

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[mutantblood]

NO. I WENT STRAIGHT TO MY HIVE AFTER HARASSING THE LOCALS FOR INFORMATION.
I HAVE YET TO DISCOVER THIS SUPPOSED BOUQUET OF DICKS.
JEGUS FUCK.

I HEARD IT FROM SOME OTHER POOR SUCKER AROUND HERE SO TAKE IT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
BUT APPARENTLY YEAH.
THEY JUST DUMP YOU BACK WHERE THEY LEFT YOU.
SAME TIME. SAME PLACE.

MY CONCERNS ARE A MATTER OF INCONVENIENCE.
AND ALSO THE INOPPORTUNE TIMING OF EVERYTHING.
OH AND I DON'T LIKE BEING TOLD OR FORCED WHAT TO DO AND SOME FUCKOFF FORCE JUST.
THREW ME HERE.
THERE'S JUST A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

[wearingguess]

You will discover them with a little exploration. There is a wide variety available at many different shops all over the city! I myself have not yet purchased any, though I have stopped to admire the craft and detail involved once or twice

Hmm
But if we will indeed return to the same time and place, can the timing of our arrival here ever truly be described as "inopportune"?