whateternityis: (best car known to man)
Crowley ([personal profile] whateternityis) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-08-31 07:30 pm

video (feat. one annoyed snek and one sassy car)

[The feed opens on a positively gleaming vintage car, parked in the shade under some leaves. It's black, it's expensive-looking, and it's obviously very well-cared for.

It's an interesting juxtaposition to the supremely annoyed hiss that's the first thing out of Crowley's mouth.] Ssssssssssso. If anyone else happens to want to bring something big here. Say, your car. Minor complication.

[At that point, he reaches into the frame and picks the car up, revealing a perspective trick that had been making it look reasonably-car-sized. He'd set it down under a bush, for the establishing shot, because even while VERY UPSET that his precious Bentley is about the size of a remote-control car, there was no reason not to show it off.]

Gonna have to have a word with that shop guy later this month, see if there's anything to be done about it. Meantime, I guess I'm stashing this inside somewhere.

[At this point, it becomes apparent there's a faint noise coming from the car; Crowley, still off-camera, sighs.] No one asked you. [The music continues, and he cuts the feed before the song can really progress.]
tayoru: (13021068)

[personal profile] tayoru 2019-09-01 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Still so huffy. He's either a Sanguis or he's just naturally that hissy. Yet surprisingly well-mannered with that welcome.]

I am not surprised the merchant would offer so little details for a convenient sale. Perhaps it would be best to visit him again to inquire as to whether the change in size is permanent.

Whenever you may find him. He seems to become curiously absent on a regular basis.
tayoru: (vRiNEvP)

[personal profile] tayoru 2019-09-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Might I suggest not to resort to drastic tactics. Your displeasure is understandable, but the man's wares are surprisingly helpful at times.