video (feat. one annoyed snek and one sassy car)

[whateternityis]

[The feed opens on a positively gleaming vintage car, parked in the shade under some leaves. It's black, it's expensive-looking, and it's obviously very well-cared for.

It's an interesting juxtaposition to the supremely annoyed hiss that's the first thing out of Crowley's mouth.] Ssssssssssso. If anyone else happens to want to bring something big here. Say, your car. Minor complication.

[At that point, he reaches into the frame and picks the car up, revealing a perspective trick that had been making it look reasonably-car-sized. He'd set it down under a bush, for the establishing shot, because even while VERY UPSET that his precious Bentley is about the size of a remote-control car, there was no reason not to show it off.]

Gonna have to have a word with that shop guy later this month, see if there's anything to be done about it. Meantime, I guess I'm stashing this inside somewhere.

[At this point, it becomes apparent there's a faint noise coming from the car; Crowley, still off-camera, sighs.] No one asked you. [The music continues, and he cuts the feed before the song can really progress.]

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[tookashirototheknee]

[There's laughter and an empty room before Matt picks up.]

You have a tiny car that plays music box Queen.

[The song changes for a moment in Crowley's pocket. Rude.]

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[tayoru]

Complications with the summon rock chalk, I presume? I've overheard it doesn't quite function as you would expect.

[ Granted it's not like he's in any condition to drive, being blind, but it'd be nice for his group to have their own car in functioning order to travel around the city more easily. Alas, Regalia, you are stuck in Eos, kinda of very broken but in full regal size at least. ]

At least your own misfortune serves as a kind service announcement to the masses. Thank you, sir.

[immortalmarshal]

...you can actually summon things from your homeworld?

[He can see that being good...and bad. Depending upon what is being summoned.]

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[lifehacker]

Ah fuck, are you fuckin' serious? I wanted my bike.

[ He's annoyed at most, but does pause slightly. ]

That's a pretty good trick to play on us, though. Give us some false hope.

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[dj_jiraiya]

[You have one excited teen here.]

Okay dude, I have to say that despite it being toy size, that is seriously one cool car and if that's your normal ride, I'm jealous!

Also, even as a music box, you can't go wrong with Queen. Do you need a copy of their albums though? I think I have most of them.

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[foolishjustice]

[Sorry, he's barely stifling laughter.]

It's cute.

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[theseuschip]

[ ....wow. that's kind of adorable, although it doesn't bode well for attempts to bring things here from home, not that Simon has to worry about that. Probably. ]

Did they give you a remote, at least?