whateternityis: (best car known to man)
Crowley ([personal profile] whateternityis) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-08-31 07:30 pm

video (feat. one annoyed snek and one sassy car)

[The feed opens on a positively gleaming vintage car, parked in the shade under some leaves. It's black, it's expensive-looking, and it's obviously very well-cared for.

It's an interesting juxtaposition to the supremely annoyed hiss that's the first thing out of Crowley's mouth.] Ssssssssssso. If anyone else happens to want to bring something big here. Say, your car. Minor complication.

[At that point, he reaches into the frame and picks the car up, revealing a perspective trick that had been making it look reasonably-car-sized. He'd set it down under a bush, for the establishing shot, because even while VERY UPSET that his precious Bentley is about the size of a remote-control car, there was no reason not to show it off.]

Gonna have to have a word with that shop guy later this month, see if there's anything to be done about it. Meantime, I guess I'm stashing this inside somewhere.

[At this point, it becomes apparent there's a faint noise coming from the car; Crowley, still off-camera, sighs.] No one asked you. [The music continues, and he cuts the feed before the song can really progress.]
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2019-09-01 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If you got a Iggy Azalea album in there, you're in big trouble, too.

[ Regardless. ]

You're pretty hot. What's your name?
lifehacker: (This forest is closed asshole.)

[personal profile] lifehacker 2019-09-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Travis. You into dudes? Free anytime? I got stuff I wanna buy and Chroma comes easy.
lifehacker: ("Here lies Shit.")

[personal profile] lifehacker 2019-09-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell? People actually do the mono thing here? Whatever.
gaveitaway: (love of mine someday you will die)

[private] bc this is easier than talking about it face to face I guess

[personal profile] gaveitaway 2019-09-01 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I'd never stop you from doing something you truly wanted, Crowley.

All the same, I'm really honored and touched you consider yourself spoken for. In the same vein, I wouldn't really want more or even be comfortable with more than perhaps a hug from anyone else, either. It's just you.

Do you think this is something we should talk more about or are you comfortable with this... Arrangement, I suppose?


[Had this been voice, it would have come out a lot less eloquent because dear Lord he's hopeful and nervous and in love.]