Crowley (
whateternityis) wrote in
prismatica2019-08-31 07:30 pm
video (feat. one annoyed snek and one sassy car)
[The feed opens on a positively gleaming vintage car, parked in the shade under some leaves. It's black, it's expensive-looking, and it's obviously very well-cared for.
It's an interesting juxtaposition to the supremely annoyed hiss that's the first thing out of Crowley's mouth.] Ssssssssssso. If anyone else happens to want to bring something big here. Say, your car. Minor complication.
[At that point, he reaches into the frame and picks the car up, revealing a perspective trick that had been making it look reasonably-car-sized. He'd set it down under a bush, for the establishing shot, because even while VERY UPSET that his precious Bentley is about the size of a remote-control car, there was no reason not to show it off.]
Gonna have to have a word with that shop guy later this month, see if there's anything to be done about it. Meantime, I guess I'm stashing this inside somewhere.
[At this point, it becomes apparent there's a faint noise coming from the car; Crowley, still off-camera, sighs.] No one asked you. [The music continues, and he cuts the feed before the song can really progress.]
It's an interesting juxtaposition to the supremely annoyed hiss that's the first thing out of Crowley's mouth.] Ssssssssssso. If anyone else happens to want to bring something big here. Say, your car. Minor complication.
[At that point, he reaches into the frame and picks the car up, revealing a perspective trick that had been making it look reasonably-car-sized. He'd set it down under a bush, for the establishing shot, because even while VERY UPSET that his precious Bentley is about the size of a remote-control car, there was no reason not to show it off.]
Gonna have to have a word with that shop guy later this month, see if there's anything to be done about it. Meantime, I guess I'm stashing this inside somewhere.
[At this point, it becomes apparent there's a faint noise coming from the car; Crowley, still off-camera, sighs.] No one asked you. [The music continues, and he cuts the feed before the song can really progress.]

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If it isn't, you'll all know anyway.
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I'd blast something else, but the car tends to have other ideas.
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Not bloody likely in my car, it's true.
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[ Regardless. ]
You're pretty hot. What's your name?
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Crowley. [He's also spoken for, but not one to complain about random compliments of that sort.]
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[private] bc this is easier than talking about it face to face I guess
All the same, I'm really honored and touched you consider yourself spoken for. In the same vein, I wouldn't really want more or even be comfortable with more than perhaps a hug from anyone else, either. It's just you.
Do you think this is something we should talk more about or are you comfortable with this... Arrangement, I suppose?
[Had this been voice, it would have come out a lot less eloquent because dear Lord he's hopeful and nervous and in love.]
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He's just gonna... take this elsewhere.]