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Troupe Master Grimm ([personal profile] hagrides) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-09-01 11:22 pm

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Hello, fellow Moonblessed. If you'll oblige me with some of your time, I have a few questions about humans. That species is nonexistent where I hail from, so please forgive my curiosity, and I apologize in advance if any of these are rude.

1. Humans have no shells or carapace, and their clothing seems more decorative than protective. Am I correct in assuming that they use magic to defend themselves?

2. Do humans go through metamorphosis? I don't believe I have seen a human larva or grub here, though I admit I do not know how I would distinguish human young from an adult other than size.

3. Most humans that I have seen have hair primarily on their heads, rather than their whole body like, for example, a spider. Does that not make regulating their temperature more complicated?

That will be all for now. Once again, I thank you for your assistance.


[...Grimm is doing his best.]
itsknighttime: (dave028-yummytomatoes)

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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
nah its cool no skin off my back
being a moths cool im down for a bug safespace
alternians are bugs i just cant remember what one
which might be shitty friend material on my end but i never figured there were more than one

i got two questions if youre down to humor them
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-03 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Probably gotten his hopes up that Dave isn't an annoying person until someone gets under the onion layers. Poor thing.]]

1 not really a question but please tell me that if your species has wings that you still have best friends who got your back when youre going in on the ladies or dudes i dont care
and theyre called wing men
i dont actually care what they do but that shit would be hilarious in the best fucking way to hear

2 how hot button are streetlamps and open curtains with kitchen lights?
honest question it doesnt bother my other bug friend where he wants to go smack into them but im thinking hes lying
i asked him
i got a loud response for about fourty five minutes that sounded like a lot of words but never really got an answer
itsknighttime: (dave025-electricgale)

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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-03 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
holy shit times two
i got an actual answer to questions
i know hes probably reading this entire thing so its probs good for him to see actual answers where theres literal answers that didnt just make me zone out


[[Then again, dealing with Dave, who could blame the poor guy.]]

ok when you say flame is your domain
first off i get it
second off it sounds cool but actually pretty damn hot in a firey reign way
third on instead of me going on about it and building up shit in my head about what it could mean
whats that exactly?
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-03 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[[That is the absolute truth and has been for poor Dave who's given up on that.

Also.
Oh.]]

oh
sure
thats pretty plainly spoken
i cant see why thats hard to read or why its not as casual as fuck
gold star on the plainly
generalized question though
the vessel versus a vessel seems like a distinction im mulling around with my one active brain cell not trying to overthink before asking
how many gods are there if theres affinities in your guys world?
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-04 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
wow
imagine being brain bunk buddies with an omnipotent entity or two
im glad all i got up in my head is myself thats enough for me

ok they all have cool names so i wish i could pretend maybe you didnt just tell me there was a sentient void
damn man you guys have one fuck of a hand to play
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
so you retain your own thoughts n shit like that or they just switch off or is this a line of questioning i probably shouldnt be shoving my mammalian face into?

oh man
fuckin mood some times
people can be a pain in the ass and you just need a damn break
sucks that even up to the god level where its literal old world sounding gods that you cant get away from jerry at the water cooler
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
im actually interested
hurt me
cram the synapses and turn the cogs im here to listen

fuck that is just perfect i never ever thought about that
i wonder if cthulhu is chillin out rubbin his squid beard like damn i got to do something about this cult shit its taking up too much of my valuable d&d time
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
fuck man
all of that sounds rough as hell
you guys arent forced to do this shit right?
Edited (*Exits self for forgetting tags*) 2019-09-05 19:50 (UTC)
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
nah you got it first time
so you dont got no choice in the matter
that is actually fucked up
what happens if you say no?

gods sound like they at least got a chance to not be a douchebag
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
oh cool
congratulations on the baby
but real talk here
from someone who didnt have a choice either to someone who seems reasonable
have you sat down with him or her and asked him or her if he or she wants to take your mantle up? theyre totally cool with it?


[[The answer is probably nothing. Dave just has a penchant boner about free will after being kidnapped. Among a few other things, Grimm's still alright in his books.]]

thats a dick move
i mean i guess if this void god thing dies i see the reasoning
no one wants to die
but dick move
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-05 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
alright then
not that you need my permission
long as everyones chill with it at least its better than what happened to us here
so is your kid here too?

back home
we got like a thing people say about good intentions
plus shit always seems to go down when someone tries to do somethin good and then gets ass blasted about it
but new name which is the wyrm? back where im from its like a dragony sea serpent

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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-06 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
a pretty alright guy and a dad who cares
what are the odds?

oh
shit
hopefully for good reasons i always feel the short hairs raise when theres dual possibilities and powerful beings involved

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