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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

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[sarcaskick]

or romance

[unhappy]

gross who would like that

[ HER. IT'S HER. SHE LIKES THAT. ]

[sarcaskick]

the mirror would like a word with you.

[unhappy]

the mirror's a bitch

[sarcaskick]

that's one hell of a self-own.

[unhappy]

the physical mirror not my reflection >(

[sarcaskick]

sure it's not both?

[unhappy]

Pretty sure.
No dog parts on me.

[sarcaskick]

while your mirror is obviously on all fours, wagging its tail.

[unhappy]

[ that's not actually her mirror it's from a store she saw and thought it was stupid and planned to show him later... but she's sending the picture and pretending it is. mercury hasn't seen her home he doesn't know what she decorates like so it very well could be. ]

[sarcaskick]

if you weren't you i might ALMOST believe you

[unhappy]

you haven't seen my place. I could be super into dogs now.

[ She's not. ]

[sarcaskick]

or you're messing with me. which do you think i'm going to believe first?

[unhappy]

You thought I was messing with you about the romance too.

How's your chroma quest going?

[sarcaskick]

i still wish you were.

got a few bites. more for brawls than banging, but i might have an angle for that too.

[unhappy]

you always were good at starting fights. Don't kill anyone, I don't want to get in trouble

[ Because if he gets in trouble, she's getting in trouble helping him. That's going to be true no matter what. ]

[sarcaskick]

is that because it would make your new pal ren sad?

i get the impression he doesn't like me very much

weird

[unhappy]

I dont want to be an interplanetary fugitive because I bailed you out.
that's the nerdiest sounding criminal activity.

[sarcaskick]

i think interplanetary tax fraud sounds worse

[unhappy]

I don't think we pay taxes so that one is impossible

[sarcaskick]

doesn't that make it even worse?

[unhappy]

Yeah, but we actually have to worry about my thing.

[sarcaskick]

relaaaaaax, the rules here are the same as they were in that other place. i do what i want, and if they don't get in my way then it's fine. if they do, then i'm going to knock em down a peg.

[unhappy]

[ when has relax ever been a bone in her body ]

Thank you.

[ She trusts him as long as he actually.. says it. Not saying it means he didn't agree to it. And "same as in that other place" covers everything she was worried about so she'll accept that. ]

So we can get chroma from fighting?
How much chroma?
That sounds way more exciting than yoga instructor.

[sarcaskick]

[He doesn't acknowledge her thanks, because honestly he's not doing it for her. This is just Mercury living by the rules Mercury decided to live by.

For now.]

not sure yet. sounds like friendly sparring generates an okay amount, but a fight where both parties WANT to be fighting works too. so basically, no to mugging, yes to a throwdown.