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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

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[decisiveconquest]

Have you ever visited Westeros? Dragonflame can burn through steel and stone.

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maybe we're just made of sterner stuff in Remnant. i'm not worried.

[decisiveconquest]

I've seen many men like you turned to ash at my feet.

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and i've watched kingdoms crumble for their hubris.

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I am a Targaryen, a Khaleesi of the Dothraki, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros and the Mother of Dragons. I know what I am capable of doing. (Maybe.)

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you're a washed-up has-been having an identity crisis. you're not doing shit.

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We will see.

Good luck in bed.

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it's been a real honor, your highness.

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Daenerys.

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Mercury.

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As my Dothraki brethren would say: Shieraki gori ha yeraan!

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i can't understand any of that, so i'm just going to assume you're flirting with me now
bold strategy

[decisiveconquest]

It is what they say to one another before they enter battle.

In your case, it is a battle of the sexes, is it not?

[sarcaskick]

is it really a battle if everyone wins?

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So you're good?

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if something's physical, i'm good at it.

and this happens to be very physical.

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I was taught by horse-riders myself. My first husband was a large man.

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so in other words, horses weren't the only thing you rode.

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No, but I was faithful to my Khal.

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but since you said "first husband", i guess that only went so far.

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He perished along with my son. I did not stop loving him.

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but you DID have another husband

and i'm gonna bet money that you put those horseback riding lessons to use on him too

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I...almost...did. There was another man I loved.

I did and he never complained. (Until he found out they were related and she killed thousands of people.)

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[look, everyone has their flaws. some people have commitment issues, some people commt mass murder. that's life!]

so the question on my mind now is: when's the last time you've gone riding?

(and no, i'm not talking horses)

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(She isn't in any decent shape - mentally or emotionally - to answer that question. When someone you think you love stabs you in the heart, well.)

It has been awhile. We were fighting a war against the undead and then the usurpers who stole my father's throne.