[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

Comments

voice ➤ bestninja

[braverpath]

Lewd!

[This sounds quite lewd, sir. Mind not reading your erotic novels here?]

Must you broadcast such debauchery for all to hear?

[profanation]

Would you be willing to fill out this survey?

[ A notif blinks. Attachment sent. ]

[profanation]

lol
Thank you for your participation!
I'm sure I will be able to send this data to the superiors who insisted I give it out.
:)
Now you can go to sleep!

[profanation]

[ Ardyn laughs in response. He should have thought of that one! ]

It's true! And reminding yourself of the pressure in your ears is a terrible thing. You might be tempted to try to re-balance it to make sure it's all right!

[profanation]

[ There's a sharp gasp, as if offended. ]

My dear sir! If that is where your mind went then it is no fault of mine!

[ It absolutely is. ]

If you cannot think about your tongue without thinking of lewdness, then that speaks more for yourself than for me!

[itsknighttime]

oh cool
can you send them a big fuck you for me too for ripping me away so they can succubusincubus my life energy away
tell me that things i dont have the time to do is optional and then haha jk youll turn into a crystal if you dont do what i say
instead of letting me live a happy life?
i didnt see an other on the form or id have put it there myself

i cant sleep either im busy being aware of my tongue

voice

[codecmoment]

[ Well, that lit something in him, which is embarrassing. His response is short and curt. ]

Ardyn.

voice

[lifehacker]

Dude, why did you give all those words a rimjob, and then blast it into my fuckin' ears?

[braverpath]

H-How dare you insinuate such a thing, you horrid provocateur!

[If anyone ought to be offended here, it's him.]

Tis naught the fault of the audience but rather, the fault of the performance! You, sir, have a seductive tone!

[One he rather likes but he won't admit it. Ever.]

Have you no shame? Speaking so...so...lewdly!

[profanation]

[ It's actually funny, in a not terribly amusing way, how much of that Ardyn agrees with. ]

Of course I can pass it on.
All joking aside, while I may only have one foot in the door of the Lunar Scientia, I can still represent the Moonblessed there.
If you have any complaints you may give them to me and I can see to it that they are passed on.

And, joking back on:
Would you like some ASMR to help you forget about your tongue and lull you into sleep?
:)

voice

[profanation]

Hello Hal!

[ Ardyn sounds cheery and altogether jovial. ]

You sound like you're about to give me a telling-off!

[itsknighttime]

haha shit you were serious
okay well you get my vote next election i guess
they really fucked my best bro though he literally cant sleep properly without shit from home and they didnt even take that into consideration so idk if you could kick a knee cap verbally for me thatd be cool im pretty pissed about it
i got his shit he needs now but yknow its the point of the matter

oh
shit yeah sure
ive been trying to get onto a nocturnal schedule but god damn i could use the sleep
but before you put me into a comatose state
give me one word to describe your outlook on life

voice

[profanation]

I can't tell you, my good sir! You're the one who pressed 'play'.

[codecmoment]

I am. It's time to use my Dad Voice on you.

[ Which he never really used anyway, but he can sound displeased regardless. ]

Some people find this stuff creepy, and I would appreciate it if you didn't go around licking people's ears without consent.

[lifehacker]

Bitch, you posted it. It's like linking to fuckin' goatse and then blaming the other party for clicking, when the network's got all kinds of dumb shit on it.

[profanation]

I have reviewed your statement, [ Ardyn says, and his tone is considerably less offended, and much more solicitous, ] and have taken the constructive criticism you have offered.

I will endeavor to remember your words, [ As he goes on, his voice gets considerably lower, slower, and lingers on the words for a lot longer. ] and to do my best to keep them in mind going forward.

[profanation]

Well, of course. Your friend's basic needs ought to have been supplied as soon as they were made known.
But to answer your question:
Optimistic.

[ Is it a lie or not? Who can tell! Certainly not Ardyn, who does have certain optimisms about the future that others would consider more fatalistic. ]

[profanation]

I'm five years old and feel terrible.

[ Says an entirely unrepentant Ardyn. He smiles. ]

Say, Hal? Do you have a moment?

[codecmoment]

Five times two hundred, or something like that. I can do algebra, too.

[ He's not sure he's ready for this, but okay. ]

I do... why?

[profanation]

I have taken your constructive criticism on board, and will endeavor to employ it in all aspects of my future existence in the realm of Planet Prismatica.

[itsknighttime]

theyre the ones that kidnapped him
maybe do their research before they get a pet yeah?

optimistic
i can work with that
gimme a few

[[Still valid.]]

[profanation]

Do you think you could fill out a survey for me?

[ The notification blinks. Attachment linked! ]

It would make my day!

[lifehacker]

Oh fuck, you're one of those.

I hope someone pisses in your mouth when you're trying to lace.

[codecmoment]

[ He's computer savvy enough to check what it links to before clicking. ]

What will this information be used for? Will it be linked to my account, ID, or IP?

[profanation]

You are now breathing manually.