Ardyn █████ ██████ Izunia (
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prismatica2019-10-01 04:40 pm
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[voice]; un: TheChancellor
[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]
You are now aware of your tongue.
You are now aware of your tongue.
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[If anyone ought to be offended here, it's him.]
Tis naught the fault of the audience but rather, the fault of the performance! You, sir, have a seductive tone!
[One he rather likes but he won't admit it. Ever.]
Have you no shame? Speaking so...so...lewdly!
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I will endeavor to remember your words, [ As he goes on, his voice gets considerably lower, slower, and lingers on the words for a lot longer. ] and to do my best to keep them in mind going forward.
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This is devilish! This is evil!
This is the epiphany of debauchery wrapped up in a pleasantly smooth voice with a level of charismatic charm and a dash of sass.
This is---]
UNACCEPTABLE!
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I can switch to text if you'd prefer.
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[He pauses momentarily so he can collect his thoughts here.]
Thou shalt not tempt me! I will not be harassed by some anonymous leech during this bewitching hour.
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[ The 's' at the end of 'Sanguis' takes on a sibilant, hissing quality, as Ardyn let's his snake's tongue flicker out and taint the word for the first time since his broadcast. ]
I am terribly sorry. In future, I'll prohibit my voice posts to reading out erotica among friends. Mm?
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[Believe it or not, this fool is Cordis. He's this eccentric on a good day.]
Aha! You were being lewd. I knew it!
[He has you now, villain, or so he thinks.]
Keep such lewdness to yourself! There are impressionable youths upon the Network, and I shan't have you corrupt them.
[There's a brief pause before he adds the following.]
...though, I wouldn't mind listening.
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[ So not a Sanguis, then. Wound up by them? Ardyn knew he could get territorial. Maybe that just did it for some people. Ah well. ]
Well, if I ever pick up a book I'll invite you along.
By the by, since I have you here, could I bother you to do something for me?
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Hm? Are you asking the Great Yoshimitsu for a favor?
[Uh oh. What is this all about? He's a little wary.]
Very well! What do you ask of me?
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[ Attachment sent! ]
You'd be doing me such a favour.
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Blame Zohvin.]You're...interested in the politics here?
[ He's quite surprised--WAIT A MINUTE.]
...you lech.
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Oh, dear. What scandal have you heard about me?
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[At least someone is getting a good chuckle out of this. Yoshimitsu is positively agitated.]
What is the meaning behind such absurdities? Every few months, the Network becomes a den for insanity, lewds, and everything in between!
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[ He shrugged. It was only audible due to the shifting of his layers. ]
Oh well!
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I'm not aroused.
[Lies. Nevertheless, Yoshimitsu is a little curious now.]
State your name!
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Ardyn Izunia! And to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?
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[The ninja answers proudly with much gusto. He's quite feared and revered in his homeland. Although, many think Yoshimitsu is a lunatic.]
Yoshimitsu of the Manji.
[That's the name of his clan.]
Politicians are likened to thieves, in my opinion. Many of them only seek power for the sake of glory and nothing else.
[This begs the following---]
What sort of politician are you?
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[ He certainly didn't, but not for the more human, selfish reasons as most politicians. ]
As for the type I am just now... well, just a low politician, I'm afraid! City maintenance, like road works or garbage disposal, things of that nature. And, apparently, a survey distributer!