[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

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[braverpath]

[A survey? Yoshimitsu eyes the attachment momentarily before downloading it. He's a little wary about downloading anything off the Network, especially since the last time. Blame Zohvin.]

You're...interested in the politics here?

[ He's quite surprised--WAIT A MINUTE.]

...you lech.

[profanation]

[ This person is inadvertently hilarious. Ardyn gave a small chuckle. ]

Oh, dear. What scandal have you heard about me?

[braverpath]

This is scandalous enough, isn't it?!

[At least someone is getting a good chuckle out of this. Yoshimitsu is positively agitated.]

What is the meaning behind such absurdities? Every few months, the Network becomes a den for insanity, lewds, and everything in between!

[profanation]

"Local politician tells everyone they have a tongue, which arouses them slightly"... hm, you're right. That will look bad on my record.

[ He shrugged. It was only audible due to the shifting of his layers. ]

Oh well!

[braverpath]

[So he is a politician! That explains some of the questions on the survey.]

I'm not aroused.

[Lies. Nevertheless, Yoshimitsu is a little curious now.]

State your name!

[profanation]

[ If most people barked that at him, he'd hem and haw about their Ps and Qs before eventually answering. He was in a good mood, however, and found this fellow delightfully riled. ]

Ardyn Izunia! And to whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

[braverpath]

Yoshimitsu!

[The ninja answers proudly with much gusto. He's quite feared and revered in his homeland. Although, many think Yoshimitsu is a lunatic.]

Yoshimitsu of the Manji.

[That's the name of his clan.]

Politicians are likened to thieves, in my opinion. Many of them only seek power for the sake of glory and nothing else.

[This begs the following---]

What sort of politician are you?

[profanation]

You've the right of it, Yoshimitsu of the Manji! We are a horrible bunch, by and large. Very few have the care of the people at our heart!

[ He certainly didn't, but not for the more human, selfish reasons as most politicians. ]

As for the type I am just now... well, just a low politician, I'm afraid! City maintenance, like road works or garbage disposal, things of that nature. And, apparently, a survey distributer!