[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

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[sleepinglotus]

[Groan.]

Why?

[profanation]

Oh, to snag attention. I've got something to give out.

[sleepinglotus]

Well, you certainly got my attention...

[profanation]

Wonderful!

How do you feel about answering a few questions for the Lunatian Government?

[sleepinglotus]

[Unsure.]

... alright.

[profanation]

[ Blip! Attachment sent. ]

The Lunatian Government thanks you for your co-operation.

[sleepinglotus]

[A... survey.

Huh.

Might as well.]

I've only been here about a month, but I'll answer to the best of my ability.

[A pause as he goes through the questions, then--]

Do you just enjoy making people squirm?

[Guess which question he got to!]

[profanation]

I have no idea what you mean.

[ So... yes. ]

[sleepinglotus]

Uhuh. Sure.

[(x)Doubt]

Anyway, I finished.

[profanation]

Thank you for your input! I'll send the data along to those who asked for it.

[sleepinglotus]

[Still so very unsure what this was all about and why he had to make it so uncomfortable, but here we are.]

You're welcome.