[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

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[text]

[envoyoftwilight]

Ah, but if you dissipated, wherever would I get my wine? I would be missing out on valuable entertainment. I can't let that happen. At least not yet.
While I'd love to supply you with some token of my favour, I'm afraid I just don't know you well enough to establish what might be suitable. We could remedy that if you'd like—perhaps with you taking me out on a right and proper date.

Wine not required, but it certainly wouldn't hurt.

[profanation]

Midna!
You're asking me out on my very important work-related post!
The scandal!
I'd be delighted to :)

[envoyoftwilight]

What, you afraid you're going to get in trouble? Since when do I have any shame, anyway? If someone has a problem with it, they can stuff it. I do what I want.

And so should you. Now then, with that decided, I like expensive, nice places. And I don't pay for anything. Ever. You better be prepared to spoil me.

[profanation]

I'll find a place, in that case!
Shall I come pick you up after sunset, whenever we go?

[envoyoftwilight]

Naturally, yes. I'm certain we've covered the idea that I'm not interested in going out during the day. Let's just say I like the nightlife more. But then, you'd know all about that, I think.

[profanation]

How does the Caihong district sound?
Or would you prefer something more highbrow?

[envoyoftwilight]

Caihong should suffice. It better be very nice, Ardyn. I'll never let you hear the end of it, if it's not.

[profanation]

Finding a place to your exacting standards will be difficult, Midna, but I am sure the excitement of the locale shall more than make up for it.
And that's before we even consider your pleasure at a well found place!
When would suit you again?
Cordis-tide?

[envoyoftwilight]

Nothing worth having is ever easy. There might be a reward at the end of all of that effort and hardship.
Anytime that isn't Iris would be perfect. I suppose I should clarify that the overlapping moons are a no, as well.

[profanation]

Well, I'd rather not want to bite you... so Cordis it is!
I'll make arrangements, and we can head out then.

[envoyoftwilight]

Oh, yes. Gods forbid you should mar perfection.
Do try not to keep me waiting overmuch.

[profanation]

You'll see me shortly!