[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

Comments

[profanation]

Link.

I do thank you for your interest :)

[vassalize]

What do you intend to do with this information after? Simply sate your curiosity?

[profanation]

[ Why doid no one think he works for the Government, giving out these surveys as he was? He didn't respond for a moment due to chuckling. ]

Give it to my superiors, really.

[vassalize]

And who would they be? I assume you don't simply do as your delegated without question.

[ Says the former knight, but he knows better now. ]

[profanation]

Who might give a minor politician a request to assemble a survey for the Moonblessed and how they feel about the Government?
Goodness, such a difficult thing to conclude from context!
It's the Lunatian Government, of course.

[vassalize]

Are they actually going to do anything to raise our satisfaction? I have yet to hear about any reforms or improvements. Rather, all the new technology they keep installing is causing more problems than eliminating them.

[profanation]

Well, they can certainly put the data to use in further decision making, no?

[vassalize]

You seem rather confident in that fact, but rest assured. I've filled it out anyway. Time will resolve whether or not they'll heed any of our opinions or continue to ignore our demands.

[profanation]

[ They absolutely won't. ]

Indeed!
And now I really must get back to work.
Who else is going to oversee those pesky roadworks?
Ta-ta for now!

[vassalize]

Very well. I'm sure you will be pestering us once more for the next one of these that comes along.

You'll get better results asking directly next time. Don't ever publicly talk about your tongue again.

[profanation]

It was your tongue, actually.
But your constructive criticism has been noted and will be adjusted going forward.