[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

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text; 1/2

[mcring]

[ Why are you like this, old man?? ]

And you're now breathing manually

[ There. Take that. ]

2/2

[mcring]

[ Wait ]

You DO breathe right?

[ Technically, he doesn't have to, does he? There's so much you can do when you don't have to breathe...

And all of it is a lot of mental imagery about Ardyn that Noctis never needed to have in his life. So thanks double for that. Even though it's kind of his own fault. ]

[profanation]

Noct!
Of course I breathe!
Manually, now.
What a thing to ask.

[ He just doesn't have to. Or, rather, didn't. It wasn't as if he knew coming to Prismatica had changed that.]

[mcring]

[ Noctis should feel relieved about that right? Instead he just feels creeped out. There's never any winning where Ardyn's involved, is there. ]

Yeah I really regret asking
So was there a point to the tongue thing, or are you just trying to freak people out on a larger scale than one on one now?

[ Ardyn's never complained about being low on chroma (somehow) but this is the weirdest way to ask for a date Noct's ever seen on the network. And there has been some weird ass shit on this network these past couple months. ]

[profanation]

Oh there was a point!
I wanted to grab some attention.
Say, since you're here, Noct.
Mind helping out? :)

[mcring]

Help get you attention? Think you're managing just fine without me.

[ The tongue thing's worse than the emotes, but only just barely. Noct's starting to wonder if maybe voice wouldn't have been the smarter option. ]

[profanation]

No, no!
With the thing I wanted the attention for, Noctis.
Though I don't doubt your skill in drawing eyes on you, I'm rather good at it myself!

[mcring]

[ Give him a second to scroll through the other responses.

And another second after that to decide if he wants to usurp the government.

Maybe he should ask Ignis. But Ignis has enough problems right now without... gestures to all of Ardyn. ]

Not interested.

[profanation]

But it would help the Lunatian Government, Noct :(

[mcring]

Sorry, if they want to give me a survey, they can ask someone else to hand it to me
I'm not clicking any link you send me
No offence but I'm just at my lifetime quota already for dank memes

[ That's a lie he loves dank memes. He's just afraid of getting rickrolled by Ardyn fucking Izunia. The cognitive dissonance just might kill him. ]

[profanation]

And here I thought seeing me doing menial task in an office would give you some small amount of joy.
Ah well.
No harm no foul!

[mcring]

Not really
Seeing you working for or against any government is just going to stress me out
But you're getting chroma somehow so uh

[ Congrats on the sex???????? ]

Not all harm I guess

[profanation]

Oh, that reminds me!
I do have a bone to pick with you, you know.
But I think it's a little personal.
So I'll just...
Slide into your DMs, as you youngsters say.

[mcring]

[ Why ]

Great
Thanks
I hate it