[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

Comments

[profanation]

Oh, I just had a thought!

Given your reaction, I imagine you've changed your mind about what I should be doing on the network here, then?

[codecmoment]

No, I'd prefer you didn't be mildly lewd without warning. I'm glad people aren't posting dickpics here as it is, except that one guy the one time.

[profanation]

But having me read things out is just fine?

[codecmoment]

How did you get that out of me chiding you?

[ This feels like a trap. ]

[profanation]

You told me before I should narrate things. That's what I'm referring to!

[codecmoment]

I mean, yeah... you have a nice voice. Soothing and warm, when you want it to be.

[profanation]

But not so much in practice, mm?

[codecmoment]

Just tell me what you're trying to get me to say.

[profanation]

I did!

[ It was hardly his fault that Hal forgot the context, wasn't it? ]

I suppose it hardly matters. Reality can be a lot less forgiving than fiction.

[codecmoment]

Yes, I like listening to your voice. It's sexy.

[ There you go, dude. ]

[profanation]

I wasn't fishing for a compliment, but thank you nonetheless, Hal!