[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

Comments

[profanation]

Doesn't everyone have different manners of speech depending on the occasion?

[ The response has the exact same lingering manner as the initial post. ]

[burnt_offering]

Yeah, that's how it is. [He's a little uncomfortable, or more, unsure of himself right now. He can handle threats, banter, teasing at his expense. But this is a whole different issue. Ardyn seems to have no shame, and this sort of audial performance is worlds away from what Ace is used to.] But tellin' us about something we already know we have doesn't seem like the right occasion.

[profanation]

And yet here you are, commenting on it. It seems to have worked!

[burnt_offering]

Yeah, you got my mind on my tongue. And my attention here.

But why?

[profanation]

Well...

How do you feel about answering a few questions about the Government here?

[burnt_offering]

That's it? Sure, you coulda just asked instead of being weird about it.

[profanation]

Where's the fun in that?

[ <a href="https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeAWxCM6QUH1tVAbGf1Tq1hgasxldwV05PnrsCKvww3bpq_hw/viewform?usp=sf_link>Attachment sent!</a></small> ] We thank you for your time.

[burnt_offering]

You need a hobby if this is how you're trying to have fun.

It's done. Awareness of fingers and all.

Aw man I messed up my html, sorry about that.

[profanation]

Well, I can't enjoy a glass of wine while I'm working! Company policies.

Thank you for your contribution to Lunatia.

No big deal, stuff happens!

[burnt_offering]

This is why piracy is the best. We were encouraged to drink on the job.

Whatever helps, I guess.

[profanation]

Oh, my! A pirate!

And what are you pirating here, you swashbuckling rogue?

[burnt_offering]

Yeah! Second division commander of the Whitebeards, right here.

Honestly... there's not much need for piracy here. It's quiet compared to back home. A lot safer. And a lot less fun.