001 | party moon cordis | video

[bloodisthicker]

[So you know, you're getting a video towards the end of Cordis cycle of... oh, it's a bunch of like, hand creams and body wash and shampoos and candles and stuff. There are a whole lot of them all arranged nicely on a counter? And there are a lot of different flavors... mostly floral, but some fruity and some woodsy and whatnot.

...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]

I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...

[CONTENTED SIGH.........]

I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.

[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]

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[wisdomprevails]

[Hey you know how cats do that thing where their eyes get really big when they're zeroing in on something they want to pounce? Yeah, that's Zelda's face when she sees his haul. hashtag cordis problems.]

Is that... are those bubble bath soaps?

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[bloodisthicker]

[that is the Cordis Mood, Zelda, he has to admit]

Ah, well, not all of them are, but this is.

[he holds up some motherfucking eucalyptus spearmint bubble bath.]

It smells like freshness.

[wisdomprevails]

[She can't smell through the screen but she's going to try and give it a sniff anyway.]

I love a good bubble bath! I really should be working on going home, though...

[bloodisthicker]

Getting to relax every so often helps your concentration, though! It's very helpful in the long run, and it gives you time to think without distraction.

[wisdomprevails]

[Claps her hands together in glee.] You're absolutely right! I must go see this Moonlight Path for myself!

[bloodisthicker]

Have fun there! It's a good time. I can give you directions if you need them!