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[bloodisthicker]

[So you know, you're getting a video towards the end of Cordis cycle of... oh, it's a bunch of like, hand creams and body wash and shampoos and candles and stuff. There are a whole lot of them all arranged nicely on a counter? And there are a lot of different flavors... mostly floral, but some fruity and some woodsy and whatnot.

...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]

I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...

[CONTENTED SIGH.........]

I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.

[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]

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[sometimespawnskillkings]

Did Moonlight Path and Body Works hire you to do this?

[If Moonlight Path and Body Works is going to turn Tarrlok’s Prismagram account into an advertising service for their products, Temple’s going to block it.]

[If not, Temple’s going to consider buying some.]

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[bloodisthicker]

No, but now I wonder if they would. They could pay me in products and I would be completely happy about it.

[sometimespawnskillkings]

Really?

Wouldn’t that just be multi-level marketing?

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[herosheroine]

[ Here, Tarrlok. Have this equally currently stupid Cordis afflicted Moonblessed looking excited because WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SHE GOT TO INDULGE IN SCENTED PRODUCTS AND BUBBLE BATHS?? Oh gods, to have a BUBBLE BATH again...! ]

Oh! Is that on level one?? Where can I find it??

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[bloodisthicker]

Yes, it's on level one. It's on PrismaPlace between the Lunar Mare nightclub and the Kaguya's Secret store. Your nose will let you know you've found the right place.

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[synchroswim]

Dude!

_{[HE'S IN AWE OF THIS BOUNTY.]}

Dude, you gotta hook me up! Where is it?!

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[bloodisthicker]

It's on PrismaPlace, like pretty much everything else. It shouldn't be too hard to find, although there are a lot of fantastic places there and you might get distracted.

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[synchroswim]

<sub>[Score.

That's the best news he's heard the last few days and it shows - his ears are perked straight up and sometimes there's a glimpse of something striped and golden behind him swaying back and forth like an excited dog.]</sub>

I can't believe I missed it! I've spent so much time up there it's ridiculous!

_{[Why did his world not have a Bath and Body Works That Never Was? Or at least a Bed Bath and Beyond That Never Was? It's totally unfair.]}

Got any good recommendations on what to get?

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[milkisgross]

[Feel free to comment on Ed's new pair of cat ears btw.]

I didn't take you as the kind of guy to get invested in this kind of stuff.

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[bloodisthicker]

Well, everyone has their vices.

[He might not, because hell, he's got dumb fluffy white fox ears too. It's just how it is.]

Mine just happen to be things that smell incredibly good.

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[milkisgross]

To each their own I guess.

[There are far worse things to be interested in.]

They don't just have girly scents, do they?

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[schwarzen]

[ Siegfried doesn't normally care for such things (in fact, his friends would prefer if he DID put more thought into his grooming), but he too has been affected by the Cordis moon. It leaves him... more curious about selfish things. ]

Intriguing. Could you describe some of these scents?

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[bloodisthicker]

I have to say, a lot of them are pretty self-descriptive? Like this Lavender Vanilla wash I have.

[HE'LL PICK THAT BAD BOY UP]

It's nice because it's got a sweet smell to it, but the floral lavender scent keeps you from smelling like a bakery that's just churned out about a hundred cupcakes.

...

Of course, I'm sure you could smell like a bakery if you wanted. That sounds great, actually.

[schwarzen]

Oh?

[ His newly acquired fox ears perk up in interest. ]

That does sound quite pleasant. Even you've also left me with the thought that I'd like to find a cupcake sometime soon. Perhaps one of the bakeries around Lunatia Square...

What about something a bit less... sweet? Something earthier. If there's something suitable, I may have to buy a bottle or two myself.

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[trenchdoting]

[Wan Shi Tong's Library in the Desert? Now that sounds like the weirdest name for a restaurant he's ever heard!]

Hey there, Mr. Tarrlok! I'm glad to hear you're having a good time. Is that place you're talking about really that great? [He's never put too much attention into stores like that. As may be evident.]

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[bloodisthicker]

I am having an excellent time, Detective, and you should check it out. It will probably change your life.

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[trenchdoting]

Wow. Now this sounds like a really big deal, pal! [Especially if it has someone like Tarrlok all excited.] I don't really check out those kinda places that often, though... What would you recommend for me?

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[wisdomprevails]

[Hey you know how cats do that thing where their eyes get really big when they're zeroing in on something they want to pounce? Yeah, that's Zelda's face when she sees his haul. hashtag cordis problems.]

Is that... are those bubble bath soaps?

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[bloodisthicker]

[that is the Cordis Mood, Zelda, he has to admit]

Ah, well, not all of them are, but this is.

[he holds up some motherfucking eucalyptus spearmint bubble bath.]

It smells like freshness.

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[badluckblues]

Really happy you found your niche, punchface.

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[bloodisthicker]

Yes, I'm entirely satisfied with my life right now and I believe I may have reached enlightenment? It's fine. I'm above petty concerns like insults and the like.

[painalty]

[One of Sanson's black cat ears, sticking out from his head of white hair, twitches, as if expressing irritation or puzzlement, or both.

Cordis party up in here, boys.]

...Do you already have a job? You might want to be more careful with your expenses.

[Never mind that Moonlacing could net more Chroma for that stuff.]

[bloodisthicker]

Oh, don't worry. I have a paycheck coming up along with some tips. It's fine.

[cordis is so good for being in a service industry you have no idea.]

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[bratworth]

( Edgeworth responds in text because no-one needs to see him with cat ears, least of all someone he actually respects. )

Does this 'Moonlight Path and Body Works' have an address?

( He wants to make sure he goes to the right one... )

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[bloodisthicker]

Ah, yes, I think it’s... no, I threw the receipt away. I’m not sure if there’s another location on PrismaPlace where there’s one between a nightclub and a Kaguya’s Secret, though.