001 | party moon cordis | video

[bloodisthicker]

[So you know, you're getting a video towards the end of Cordis cycle of... oh, it's a bunch of like, hand creams and body wash and shampoos and candles and stuff. There are a whole lot of them all arranged nicely on a counter? And there are a lot of different flavors... mostly floral, but some fruity and some woodsy and whatnot.

...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]

I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...

[CONTENTED SIGH.........]

I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.

[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]

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[sometimespawnskillkings]

Did Moonlight Path and Body Works hire you to do this?

[If Moonlight Path and Body Works is going to turn Tarrlok’s Prismagram account into an advertising service for their products, Temple’s going to block it.]

[If not, Temple’s going to consider buying some.]

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[herosheroine]

[ Here, Tarrlok. Have this equally currently stupid Cordis afflicted Moonblessed looking excited because WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SHE GOT TO INDULGE IN SCENTED PRODUCTS AND BUBBLE BATHS?? Oh gods, to have a BUBBLE BATH again...! ]

Oh! Is that on level one?? Where can I find it??

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[synchroswim]

Dude!

_{[HE'S IN AWE OF THIS BOUNTY.]}

Dude, you gotta hook me up! Where is it?!

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[milkisgross]

[Feel free to comment on Ed's new pair of cat ears btw.]

I didn't take you as the kind of guy to get invested in this kind of stuff.

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[schwarzen]

[ Siegfried doesn't normally care for such things (in fact, his friends would prefer if he DID put more thought into his grooming), but he too has been affected by the Cordis moon. It leaves him... more curious about selfish things. ]

Intriguing. Could you describe some of these scents?

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[trenchdoting]

[Wan Shi Tong's Library in the Desert? Now that sounds like the weirdest name for a restaurant he's ever heard!]

Hey there, Mr. Tarrlok! I'm glad to hear you're having a good time. Is that place you're talking about really that great? [He's never put too much attention into stores like that. As may be evident.]

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[wisdomprevails]

[Hey you know how cats do that thing where their eyes get really big when they're zeroing in on something they want to pounce? Yeah, that's Zelda's face when she sees his haul. hashtag cordis problems.]

Is that... are those bubble bath soaps?

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[badluckblues]

Really happy you found your niche, punchface.

[painalty]

[One of Sanson's black cat ears, sticking out from his head of white hair, twitches, as if expressing irritation or puzzlement, or both.

Cordis party up in here, boys.]

...Do you already have a job? You might want to be more careful with your expenses.

[Never mind that Moonlacing could net more Chroma for that stuff.]

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[bratworth]

( Edgeworth responds in text because no-one needs to see him with cat ears, least of all someone he actually respects. )

Does this 'Moonlight Path and Body Works' have an address?

( He wants to make sure he goes to the right one... )