bloodisthicker: AND A SATOMOBILE (I'LL BUY YOU A POODLEPONY)
Tarrlok ([personal profile] bloodisthicker) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-04-09 03:00 pm

001 | party moon cordis | video

[So you know, you're getting a video towards the end of Cordis cycle of... oh, it's a bunch of like, hand creams and body wash and shampoos and candles and stuff. There are a whole lot of them all arranged nicely on a counter? And there are a lot of different flavors... mostly floral, but some fruity and some woodsy and whatnot.

...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]


I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...

[CONTENTED SIGH.........]

I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.

[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]
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[personal profile] synchroswim 2019-04-12 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it - every time I go up there I end up eating just about everything I can get my hands on. The other day I meant to pick up some more shirts and the next thing I knew I was elbow-deep in an all-you-can-eat buffet.

[And he'll only have himself to blame when he packs on a few pounds. Or he would if the Cordis metabolism didn't have him covered.]

'bout how much did that pile set you back, anyway? If I'm gonna go there it's probably not a bad idea to have some extra money saved up!