Tarrlok (
bloodisthicker) wrote in
prismatica2019-04-09 03:00 pm
001 | party moon cordis | video
[So you know, you're getting a video towards the end of Cordis cycle of... oh, it's a bunch of like, hand creams and body wash and shampoos and candles and stuff. There are a whole lot of them all arranged nicely on a counter? And there are a lot of different flavors... mostly floral, but some fruity and some woodsy and whatnot.
...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]
I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...
[CONTENTED SIGH.........]
I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.
[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]
...the speaker is not onscreen, because why should he be. he is not the star of this show.]
I have found something wonderful, my friends. It's like Wan Shi Tong's library in the desert, except for good scents and hair care products. This-[he kind of pans over his haul]-is only a mere sampling of the offerings Moonlight Path and Body Works had for sale, and yet it's such a variety! It's not even that expensive! The stuff back home is expensive and there isn't quite as much variety! But it all smells fantastic. I just...
[CONTENTED SIGH.........]
I need more. I spent a lot of money, but I want to buy one of each product. This is such a fantastic vacation that I did not actually sign up for, but maybe it is a vacation I needed. This... is a good time I'm having here.
[oh no, this is stupid. at least he's having a good time and won't regret posting this whenever cordis is over. right? right.]

video;
[HE'S IN AWE OF THIS BOUNTY.]
Dude, you gotta hook me up! Where is it?!
video;
video;
That's the best news he's heard the last few days and it shows - his ears are perked straight up and sometimes there's a glimpse of something striped and golden behind him swaying back and forth like an excited dog.]
I can't believe I missed it! I've spent so much time up there it's ridiculous!
[Why did his world not have a Bath and Body Works That Never Was? Or at least a Bed Bath and Beyond That Never Was? It's totally unfair.]
Got any good recommendations on what to get?
video;
[god he knows, when are they going to invent bath bombs back home]
Anyway, I haven't actually tried anything properly yet, so I'd advise you to just go and see what smells best to you. There is a lot.
video;
[And he'll only have himself to blame when he packs on a few pounds. Or he would if the Cordis metabolism didn't have him covered.]
'bout how much did that pile set you back, anyway? If I'm gonna go there it's probably not a bad idea to have some extra money saved up!
video;
[CORDIS CYCLE OWNS...]
...and I think it set me back a few hundred, but it’s fine. I am sure it’s fine.