001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

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[trenchdoting]

Wh-what the heck, pal?! What kinda questions are those? Why would they even make a Denny's in space??

[herocomplex]

_{[ Upon stepping inside, France can see he's obviously sniffing the air, but he doesn't make it known what he's smelling just yet.. a brief, perplexed expression crosses his face before he looks right at France. ]}

You cook with a flamethrower? _{[ but he just said-- ]} Oh, man, sick. I didn't know you were hardcore with your cooking! That makes you like.. 1% cooler!

[herocomplex]

ok man we can cut the 1-2 crap u know that right..

and no ofc not!! cause he's my friend!! idk about these guys tho.. i can't help butt feel like.. maybe we're being duped.. u know???

they serve denny food. duh

[herocomplex]

alright sounds easy!!!
you wanna treat me to that, buddy?? :)

_{[ you don't even know this guy... ]}

[schwarzen]

1. Does it bother you? I find it useful for organization.

2. I understand now. Truthfully, I wouldn't count your theory out. It seems like the locals themselves don't have anymore control over their moonblessings than we do, but experience has taught me to expect the worst from a society willing to kidnap you from your own home.

3. Denny food? Is that the name of your country or people?

[ciao]

wow you look great like that america!

i haven't been probed no
is that something i have to worry about???

havent seen a denny's
but i coudl make you breakfast sometime if you want
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.)৩

[amant]

[ The poor kid wouldn't know subtility if he asked it to sign his yearbook and it's obvious that something unknown has caught his attention. Now that he's closer, he notices the scent that seems to be coming from America. Unfortunately, he doesn't realize that he is also pumping out the pheromones.

The question catches him off and he has to chuckle, distancing himself by going into the kitchen(ette sobbing) to fetch the torch. An eyebrow quirks and he smiles over at the younger blond. ]

Only 1% See if I make you a Baked Alaska.

[ WHAT CHEEK. Carefully setting it aside, he shrugged. ]

It's good for achieving a certain depth of flavor in some meals. You see, the purpose of it is to react to the sugars in the food, not burn it within an inch of its life. I imagine you get some mixed signals.

[ His fingers tap anxiously as he tries to process some rather troubling... troubling thoughts that seem to be brought on by that scent. It definitely reminds him of America as much as that worn bomber jacket. Breathing deeply doesn't help, so perhaps distracting would do good. ]

I'm starving. Do you want to have lunch with me? I don't mind the company...

[codecmoment]

No, since I have a partner and you're a stranger. This reads like a post from r/tinder.

[nodus]

I don't think this place has a Denny's. You might be out of luck.

[herocomplex]

i mean u could also just buy me things cause i'm cool u know
there's no weird rule against that!!!

unless ur like an asshole

_{[ He shouldn't be so demanding... and yet. ]}

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ gasp. ]}

[herocomplex]

bro..........
i unlike ur like

why u gotta come in here and be a dick

_{[ it's the truth though, America. ]}

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ Pretty much everything that France is saying goes completely in one ear and out the other. He looks perplexed, his nose crinkling up as he very obviously whiffs the air and pays no attention to what France is saying. He curves his fingers around the collar of his shirt and sniffs there-- he certainly smells different, but it's nothing like the certain scent that's really catching his interest. He watches France for the longest time-- wordlessly-- then finally he grips him by the collar and yanks him forward, burrowing his face right into the other nation. His chest rises and falls as he takes in a good inhale and then he rears back. ]}

[herocomplex]

Holy fuck.. you usually smell like wine and defeat!! What's with the cologne, man?

[nodus]

How does that work? I'm just telling the truth.

1/2

[herocomplex]

omfg... BRO... i said quit that!!!

[herocomplex]

and i mean like yeah i'd rather suspect the worst than pretend everything is chill and all u know??? personally i'd like to investigate more!!!

man i wish that's how it is butt it isn't... unfortunately :(
welcum to dennyland

haha shit i love it

[herocomplex]

why are all of u ppl so lame
nobody knows denny's??? denny is the man.. the grandslam man!! the lord and savior of midnight cravings..

idk
like what aliens do
with ur butt
like in the movies

what else would i mean

_{[ sorry.. ]}

[herocomplex]

have u checked out this place ENTIRELY mister denny know it all???
sometimes denny's can be sneaky.. hiding down alleyways... sometimes a combination gas station denny combo...

dude don't go breaking my heart like this

[herocomplex]

Why not make a Denny's in space? Seems to be the perfect place for this.

[schwarzen]

1. What's the matter? Your distaste of numbers and lists is strange.

[ Really, truly, under normal circumstances, he would have stopped, but whatever has hold of him is making him more prone to mischief. ]

2. I'm willing to assist, but have yet to gather any good leads on where to begin. Have you?

3. I see. I'm sorry you're deprived of the food you miss so much. Lately, my appetite has been more demanding than usual, so I understand the desire for good food. Perhaps someone skilled at cooking can help recreate your favorites.

[nodus]

I studied this place pretty extensively, yeah. But you never know - maybe I missed it.

Ever checked out Prismaps and asked it if there was a Denny's near you?

[herocomplex]

i can do that?
_{[ Someone doesn't pay attention.. at all. ]}

1/2

[herocomplex]

yea.... maybe....

[herocomplex]

butt it's not just the food!!!
it's the whole denny's experience that i want so so badly!!

_{[ one would think this Denny's thing is the key to his happiness.. which right now, that might be true. ]}