it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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anon

[blindforlove]

[He knows almost nothing about relationships of either a romantic or sexual sort, but that doesn't mean he can't try to be encouraging to these undead souls.]

I would not been adverse on that basis. You'll surely find someone to be with, if that's what you wish for.

But what does this have to do with the season?

Re: anon

[necroyalty]

It's the first I've heard of Halloween as well, but apparently I am now considered sufficiently "spooky" as to be festive.

[blindforlove]

If this Halloween is a local festival to honor the dead, then I suppose you're one of those honored during it.

[But never has he heard of those still conscious and directly interacting with those who are alive being honored. Very strange place...]

[necroyalty]

My, my. I'm used to being the center of attention, but never quite like this.