it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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username: shino

[inuko]

So they don't want to eat anyone, right? That's. Just making sure that's absolutely clear?

[ HOW MANY UNDEAD ARE HERE AND ARE THEY AS SCARY AS KOLTIRA who he is not as scared by now as he was the first time he met him... or the second.

are they more like wen ning he's a lot easier to handle than koltira, please help give context, anon ]

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[decisiveconquest]

Given those conditions, I would not be opposed. Besides I do not have much room to judge.

Death is no longer a barrier, it seems.

anon

[blindforlove]

[He knows almost nothing about relationships of either a romantic or sexual sort, but that doesn't mean he can't try to be encouraging to these undead souls.]

I would not been adverse on that basis. You'll surely find someone to be with, if that's what you wish for.

But what does this have to do with the season?

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[ocelthot]

You are vastly underestimating mankind's capacity to fuck literally anything that will stay still long enough.

[tigerpoet]

As a ghost of sorts myself, it would be hypocritical if I refused on that basis. And no one I know has said no to me because of the ghost thing?

[...granted, a few of them only found out about the ghost thing after.]

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[im_gonna_heal_u]

Um. I know a vampire who's definitely not decomposing, so I'd probably consider them just like I would anyone else?

But unfortunately I'd still like them a bit younger looking. At least if they were a guy.

[badluckblues]

sure why not. probably not even the strangest thing you could bed on this planet

un: otacon

[codecmoment]

I've already been with ancient immortal beings here.
And my partner, who died in my past, was here, alive.
There's all kinds of "other" people here that exists outside what I thought as normal, or even possible, so if all parties are consenting and adult, then there's no problem.

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[lifehacker]

i'm already out here tryin to get with anything with a pulse, i am fine getting rid of that one standard if they're dtf and over 19

[lightthedarkness]

..............

Someone seriously talked about dracula dick? [Thank god she missed that.] This place....

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[teaserving]

as made evident, i don't really care if they have a pulse i guess
would suck dickula off again

username: HaganeNoBanchou

[fridgeninja]

I'd still have concerns.

But, that's true for anyone I'd be considering, so... I suppose it would depend on the person?

Anon

[burnt_offering]

i'm dead back home so it's not like i can judge someone else for it. So I guess I'd be fine with it, if I like the person and they liked me.

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[boobytraps]

I mean, I'd try anything once, but the undead we have back home? Definitely not sexy.

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[tartes]

Are you saying "any" in the context that an answer needs to be all-inclusive, or in the context of asking which kinds of them would qualify as desirable for a person answering?

...and do we really need to call them undead? They're still people, and if they're intact enough to be interested in the first place, they probably want to maintain a higher sense of self esteem than words like that imply.

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[chichichi]

You're underestimating any sentient beings' desire to take others to bed.

[ If she could emphasis the period at the end of that statement, she would. ]

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[madannoshashu]

nope! as long as everything works right, don't see why it'd be a problem.

[compagno]

Some might say humans would be missing out otherwise.

anon

[sarcaskick]

if there's no decomposition or whatever whatever then what even makes them dead

or undead

whatever

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[meteorman]

I'd be more worried about the effects of undeath on the rest of the body. Even without decomposition, a lack of bloodflow might be an issue.