it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[boobytraps]

( She reads through all the provided information slowly but thoughtfully. )

So skill and desire aside, no-one's going to stop you from doing this? Where I'm from, making deals with demons is a very big no-no.

[necroyalty]

Can't stop what you don't know about. Funny thing about that.

[ IT'S NOT A CRIME IF YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT ]

[boobytraps]

So you're saying you did all that without being caught? Impressive.