it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

...

If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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username: shino

[inuko]

So they don't want to eat anyone, right? That's. Just making sure that's absolutely clear?

[ HOW MANY UNDEAD ARE HERE AND ARE THEY AS SCARY AS KOLTIRA who he is not as scared by now as he was the first time he met him... or the second.

are they more like wen ning he's a lot easier to handle than koltira, please help give context, anon ]

anon

[necroyalty]

I personally don't need to eat anything at all, whether it's ordinary food or the flesh and blood of humanoids.

I can't speak for anyone else, unfortunately.

[inuko]

[ okay so... right, that's fine. they're at least spared any theatrics on his part, or more hysterics, because the things that pull him away from that knee-jerk fear are what they're already showing: they can communicate, they can think, and also they're not hungry for devouring his flesh.

details. ]

Oh, well. In your case, specifically, I'd say I wouldn't be adverse? But I'm guessing you don't just mean sleeping by, but the kind of bedding that tends to get messy. Theoretically, I don't see the problem. You're a thinking person, you're not decomposing, you probably smell like whatever you bathe in, and if you're cold, that's not a big issue. You deserve to have as much regard and interest as anyone else.

(Text; UN: motherofdragons)

[decisiveconquest]

Given those conditions, I would not be opposed. Besides I do not have much room to judge.

Death is no longer a barrier, it seems.

anon

[blindforlove]

[He knows almost nothing about relationships of either a romantic or sexual sort, but that doesn't mean he can't try to be encouraging to these undead souls.]

I would not been adverse on that basis. You'll surely find someone to be with, if that's what you wish for.

But what does this have to do with the season?

text | un: Оцелотовая Хватка

[ocelthot]

You are vastly underestimating mankind's capacity to fuck literally anything that will stay still long enough.

[necroyalty]

Unfortunately, I happen to both resemble that remark and know the ways it can backfire spectacularly all too well.

[ocelthot]

In answer to your question, for me, personally it would depend on if the undead individual was 'my type' or if there was some other benefit to doing so.


[This is slightly less hypothetical on the basis of having a ghost possess his dominant hand, which we can only assume has made masturbation an interesting experience for the years he was dealing with it.]

[necroyalty]

Fair.

I've made some unusual decisions in my time, so perhaps my fears were unfounded.

[tigerpoet]

As a ghost of sorts myself, it would be hypocritical if I refused on that basis. And no one I know has said no to me because of the ghost thing?

[...granted, a few of them only found out about the ghost thing after.]

[ocelthot]

You'll likely be fine.

Worst case scenario you only need to find someone with specific tastes.

text (sn: healerprincess)

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Um. I know a vampire who's definitely not decomposing, so I'd probably consider them just like I would anyone else?

But unfortunately I'd still like them a bit younger looking. At least if they were a guy.

[badluckblues]

sure why not. probably not even the strangest thing you could bed on this planet

un: otacon

[codecmoment]

I've already been with ancient immortal beings here.
And my partner, who died in my past, was here, alive.
There's all kinds of "other" people here that exists outside what I thought as normal, or even possible, so if all parties are consenting and adult, then there's no problem.

un: strawberryshortcake

[lifehacker]

i'm already out here tryin to get with anything with a pulse, i am fine getting rid of that one standard if they're dtf and over 19

[lightthedarkness]

..............

Someone seriously talked about dracula dick? [Thank god she missed that.] This place....

[necroyalty]

I've noticed that corporeal and incorporeal undead tend to be treated rather differently, however.

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

as made evident, i don't really care if they have a pulse i guess
would suck dickula off again

username: HaganeNoBanchou

[fridgeninja]

I'd still have concerns.

But, that's true for anyone I'd be considering, so... I suppose it would depend on the person?

Anon

[burnt_offering]

i'm dead back home so it's not like i can judge someone else for it. So I guess I'd be fine with it, if I like the person and they liked me.

text; un: ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

I mean, I'd try anything once, but the undead we have back home? Definitely not sexy.

Re: anon

[necroyalty]

It's the first I've heard of Halloween as well, but apparently I am now considered sufficiently "spooky" as to be festive.

[necroyalty]

...considering how strange those sorts tend to be in other departments, I'm not looking forward to that.

[necroyalty]

Vampires tend to be rather lucky in that regard.

[necroyalty]

Oh believe me, I'd know.

Someone on the network was surprised that dragons were part of that list.