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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

Comments

[badluckblues]

sure why not. probably not even the strangest thing you could bed on this planet

[necroyalty]

Oh believe me, I'd know.

Someone on the network was surprised that dragons were part of that list.

[badluckblues]

clearly they haven't been here long enough. this place has a way of, uh, broadening your horizons i guess i'll say

[necroyalty]

They also called an entire race of individuals ugly, so broadening their horizons seems to be a recurring problem.