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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[tigerpoet]

As a ghost of sorts myself, it would be hypocritical if I refused on that basis. And no one I know has said no to me because of the ghost thing?

[...granted, a few of them only found out about the ghost thing after.]

[necroyalty]

I've noticed that corporeal and incorporeal undead tend to be treated rather differently, however.

[tigerpoet]

I'm corporeal for complicated reasons. But, I would imagine the main difference when it comes to bedding incorporeal undead is a matter of feasibility?

[ghost blowjob woo woo]

[necroyalty]

I suppose. We could perhaps take a poll: would you or would you not share your bed with a ghost?

[tigerpoet]

I'd be too embarrassed to post something like that.

[necroyalty]

...I might, as well.

Oh well.

[tigerpoet]

I admire your bravery?