it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

as made evident, i don't really care if they have a pulse i guess
would suck dickula off again

[necroyalty]

Surely you jest.

And if not, I'm questioning your decisions. Right now.

[teaserving]

i dunno he's handsome and pretty nice and he's a vampire
dream come true really

[necroyalty]

Riveting.

You're the first person I met to consider the vampire bit a bonus.

[teaserving]

it's either the goth in me or the shitty life choices
hell maybe both

[necroyalty]

Probably both.

[teaserving]

knowing me that seems right