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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[ocelthot]

In answer to your question, for me, personally it would depend on if the undead individual was 'my type' or if there was some other benefit to doing so.


[This is slightly less hypothetical on the basis of having a ghost possess his dominant hand, which we can only assume has made masturbation an interesting experience for the years he was dealing with it.]

[necroyalty]

Fair.

I've made some unusual decisions in my time, so perhaps my fears were unfounded.

[ocelthot]

You'll likely be fine.

Worst case scenario you only need to find someone with specific tastes.

[necroyalty]

...considering how strange those sorts tend to be in other departments, I'm not looking forward to that.

[ocelthot]

Just because it's a last resort doesn't mean you won't probably find enough of them that you couldn't afford to be choosy."

[necroyalty]

Sad but true, I suppose.

[ocelthot]

Fortunately sex is entirely optional as far as moonlacing is concerned.

[necroyalty]

It's not a question over whether or not it's necessary.

[ But what if we want to do the sex ]

[ocelthot]

Well then, I'm afraid the prognosis is quite terrible.

You'll just have to start dating.