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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

...

If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

Comments

[meteorman]

I couldn't imagine, but that's only because I've known enough unicorns to find the idea abhorrent. Conniving and selfish, all of them.

[He might be biased.]

[necroyalty]

I've never met a unicorn myself. I did ask my brother if he could procure the blood of one as part of a ritual, but if they're as unpleasant as you say, perhaps I should not have felt so guilty.

[Ambro WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU]

[meteorman]

I imagine they had him running all over the place to prove he was pure of heart enough for the privilege of their plasma. If anything you should feel sorry for your brother.

[necroyalty]

Knowing my brother, perhaps I was a little too harsh on him.

[ Because "pure" and "Caspar" should never be used in the same sentence. ]

[meteorman]

Depending on how he got the blood it may have at least been cathartic.

[He's not necessarily advocating killing unicorns, but maybe, like... punching one hard enough to give it a split lip? Valid.]

[necroyalty]

I didn't ask, and honestly, he's not the type to give out too much information if he deems it unnecessary.