it was a graveyard smash | anon text

[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[madannoshashu]

nope! as long as everything works right, don't see why it'd be a problem.

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[necroyalty]

Define "working right."

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[madannoshashu]

you know

all the parts needed to do the do

hard to have sex if you can't perform

[necroyalty]

Everything appears to be in working order, although I'll admit that as of recently, my urges have quelled somewhat.

That said, I was ill before my untimely demise, to say nothing of the fact that I am no longer as young as many here.

[madannoshashu]

well hey

nothing wrong with that

age is just a number when consenting adults are involved so i'm sure you'll find somebody

the moons make all of us kinda thirsty anyway, if you know what i mean

[necroyalty]

That was a terrible pun, if you're making the assumptions I think you are.

[madannoshashu]

oh, i wasn't making assumptions. it's just how things are around here.

mooncycles can get pretty wild, especially during the three moons, so it's better to just be prepared

[necroyalty]

By that, you're making it sound far worse than it might possibly be.

Just thought you should know.