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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

...

If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[lightthedarkness]

I'm glad I missed it.

All the same, I mean, if my loved one was a vampire and no one was gonna get hurt, I don't see why we wouldn't uh.... bed-down, as you said. He kinda already dresses like one, honestly.

[necroyalty]

...dare I ask.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, he wears a tuxedo, cape and top hat all the time. He's very handsome in it though, so I don't mind at all.

[necroyalty]

What in the nine hells is a tuxedo?

[lightthedarkness]

[She sends over an image over the connection of a tuxedo and tophat adorned man.]

Tadah!

[necroyalty]

I have to question the designer's taste.

Does he not look like an easily flustered penguin?

[lightthedarkness]

LOL!

Well, confidence is everything cause the right person makes that flustered penguin into a- well, anyways, that's a tuxedo with a top hat, and if you add a cape.

So it's kinda like... the stereotype of vampires and how they dress, so!

[necroyalty]

I have never met a vampire that dressed like that.

[lightthedarkness]

Well... actually neither have I, but it's how they dress in the movies.

[necroyalty]

Just to clarify, you have seen an actual vampire, yes?

[lightthedarkness]

Hmm? Oh yeah.[She killed it, actually but hey, not the point.] She didn't dress anything like that so I know it's just a movie thing.

[necroyalty]

But if no vampire in their right mind dresses like that, then why?

[lightthedarkness]

I have actually no idea. My friend Ami-chan might know, though! She pretty much knows everything... althooough, this likely has to deal with movies more so that might be Minako more than Ami-chan.

But either way, can't really say.