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[necroyalty]

I'd like to gauge the feelings of the general populace here on a matter very near and dear to my heart, so please bear with me here. I know that I'm not the only person this affects, so perhaps we ought to have this discussion.

After all, 'tis the season, I suppose; we all got that message a while back about getting our fair share of "Dracula dick."

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If there's no decomposition or loss of mental faculties, would you still be averse to bedding any manner of undead?

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[sarcaskick]

that wasn't the question

i mean this whole post was asking about fucking the undead

i figure you're in the best place to make your case

so

make it

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[necroyalty]

I don't believe most people here know of liches, so perhaps I could go into more detail.

A lich is an undead mage of considerable power who seeks out an oft-forbidden ritual - which, by the way, almost always includes human sacrifice - to embrace the eternity of undeath.

That means the power to send you into a sea of writhing appendages, all made with the purpose of fucking you. The power to change their shape into any form you desire, to bind you and leave you utterly helpless at a moment's notice. The power to make you feel sensations that, by all means, shouldn't even be physically possible.

Any secret desire or predilection you have can be yours, and it only takes a word.

And because we have already committed the ultimate taboo, there's really nothing else that compares in terms of judgment. Unless you have a word with the Dark Prince himself, good luck finding anyone else like that.

What I'm trying to say is, us liches are willing and able to make any and all of your most perverted, disgusting dreams come true, you utter degenerate.

[ This is text, but just imagine that last sentence was said in the tone of a woman spanking you while telling you what a bad boy you are. ]

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[necroyalty]

And of course, if that doesn't convince you...

[ She sends him an image. There's no identifying face or clothing or anything that really gives much in the way of revealing who this could be, but the backdrop is clearly someone's couch with too many pillows.

What Mercury sees is a slim torso, pale as snow with a hint of ethereally blue veins, and... well, those sure are a pair of tiddies in a lacy, black bra. They're fairly perky, and perfectly shaped and sized in a way that could probably just pleasantly overflow in a person's hand. There's also just a hint of a woman's left hand, with perfectly applied black nail polish on. ]

[sarcaskick]

[Well that was a lot more than he'd expected, and there's definitely a part of him that's seriously weirded out by what he's reading. It sounds completely insane, of course, and more than a little disturbing.

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And yet. And yet there's another part of him - because he's absolutely an "utter degenerate" - that is more than a little curious. It doesn't hurt, of course, that she caps off her obscene description with a picture that appeals to far more familiar tastes. Hard to go wrong with some tig ol' biddies.]

for saying i'm not your type you're sure doing a lot to try and get my motor running anyway

what a shame

we could have had some pretty disgusting fun together.

[necroyalty]

Perhaps, given enough time and pressure, you can yet change my mind.

For now, I enjoy taunting you like this.


[It's like dangling a hot dog in front of a chihuahua and then yanking it away from their reach. Dick move, yes, but hilarious.]

[sarcaskick]

well aren't you cruel

i can respect that

follow-up question: if you can basically summon up a sexual tornado of delight to use on others, then what gets YOU off

[necroyalty]

I am, rather admittedly, more simple in my own tastes.

I've always reveled in the power I have over others.

Seeing someone squirm in frustration until they're a pathetic, begging whelp is its own treasure.

[So, big on pleasure control/denial,begging, some light power play, that sort of thing. ]

And of course, if another can inspire the same desperation in me, they have my respect.

[sarcaskick]

you can't see it but i promise i'm wearing my most surprised face that you have a power kink
really
i'm floored

then again with a body like THAT i guess you probably get all sorts of people willing to beg for it

[necroyalty]

Normally, I don't get to be this forward. It's always expected of me to stay poised, you see.

It's dreadful.