text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

can't believe mista finally exists now

[nonehorse]

Not really? It's just a way to pass the time, and I'm a little bored since I have 6 extra appendages at the moment and I'm still learning how to use them!

Miss Sugimoto's right though, your answer's a complete cop-out. Disappointing!

i can't believe avdol is calling him out like this

[grilletto]

How is that a cop-out?!
I already gave her a better answer?

[ then a few seconds later ]

wait 6 extra...?
what the fuck?

[nonehorse]

Still a cop-out answer! 'Cute, very cute, and cute' is purely subjective; we need something concrete!

I have 6 tentacle arms right now though, yes. Two normal arms too! I think it's because of the jellyfish business from a few weeks back. They're very fun, but I can't control them so well yet!

[grilletto]

concrete?
i can't give you anything concrete if i haven't thought about it that much, right?

you got tentacles, though? man, all i got was blue lips and weird skin
tentacles probably would have been cooler

[nonehorse]

Get on it then! Time's a-wasting, and we're all getting older.

I do have tentacles though! Plus the skin thing...I have blue rings all over that sometimes change colour, and my hair is tentacles instead of jellyfish tendrils like normal. I'm glad it's not just me that experienced effects!

[grilletto]

dude, i'm 18
there's still plenty of time

but damn, your stuff sounds better than mine.
did you fight them too or something?

[nonehorse]

Soon you'll be 19, and still without any real idea of what you want in someone. That's a little sad...How else are you going to get married at 20?????

I did fight them, though. I can't exactly say I was some great hero about it, but I was there! So...Maybe that's the common link between all of us experiencing effects. Interesting...I'd wonder if there was even more pattern to decide how strong our transformations are, but I know how things are here, so there's no point in wondering.

[grilletto]

[ WHOA. They’re gonna have to circle back to the whole jellyfish thing in a minute here. ]

MARRIED?!?

[nonehorse]

[Oh my god Mista you dumb shit, why are you so easy]

Yes! You don't want to have children when you're 30 and starting to get wrinkles, do you? You have to get everything in life nailed down quickly! I, personally, have 10 children at home waiting for me.

[grilletto]

please tell me you’re fucking with me right now

[nonehorse]

Alright, alright. I'm messing with you, I'm sorry! It was just so easy...

I don't have my life sorted out at all, and I'm almost 10 years your senior. So don't worry one bit about things, alright?

[grilletto]

holy shit, not cool!
I only know like three girls here
and one of them would reject me because I wanted to meet Monica Bellucci

[nonehorse]

Then you need to meet more girls, clearly? I think there should be more than three in the entire city...You can do it! I believe in you.

[grilletto]

yeah, I guess?
So are you a motivational speaker or something?

[nonehorse]

No! Not at all. I'm a fortune teller! But I also like to think that I can help inspire people into action, just a little. Sometimes. Doesn't everyone want to encourage people to be their best?

[grilletto]

ah
not like one of those creepy fortune tellers from a few months ago, right?
you're just into chickens and not little weasels and tea?

[nonehorse]

Nothing like those ones, no! I actually don't know how to read tea leaves, though I'm interested in learning...But tarot's much more my forte. And chickens, yes. I take it you didn't have the best experience with those particular fortune-tellers, then?

[grilletto]

i had a curse put on me
and i met someone that i thought was a witch
she's not that bad now, i guess but
still might be cursed

[nonehorse]

...So you want me to...break a curse on you? Is that what you're getting at here?

[grilletto]

huh? no?
I was just telling you why i had a bad time, that's all.
unless you really can break curses, i mean
can you?

[nonehorse]

Oh no, that's good. I haven't exactly had any experience with most curses, so I'd be no good with anything here.

Are you normally this unlucky, then? To have such a rough time since you got here, I mean.

[grilletto]

only when it comes to a certain number

[nonehorse]

[??????????????????????? MISTA HOW THE FUCK IS HE MEANT TO RESPOND TO THIS]

Is

Is this part of your curse? I won't ask you to tell me which number if you're concerned, but I can't say I've heard of anything like this before.

[grilletto]

i don't know, maybe?
look, the number four is really unlucky
and when I got here there were a lot of instances all at once
i mean, you know, gotta avoid it at all costs
i could die or someone else might die
a cat might die
anyway, the fourth time it happened was when i went to the fortune teller
and you know that four times four is so

[ okay maybe it's mista traumatising avdol ]

[nonehorse]

I see.

That's a lot to deal with.



Thankfully, I'm fairly certain that death isn't permanent around here, considering all the 'coming back from the dead' cases we have. So you can afford to be a little less stressed out, right?