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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

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[grilletto]

are you trying to start a dating service or something?
I think they already have one, don’t they?

[doreimi]

where's your PREFERENCES??

you have to play the game!

SHIT

[grilletto]

oh
uhhh
someone cute??

[ HE CAN’T SAY TIDDIES TO REIMI ]

[doreimi]

No offense but I don't think you even really tried at all, with an answer like that.

[grilletto]

it’s a real answer!!
cute, you know?
nice
and funny
and pretty
good figure I guess

[ YOU GUESS??? DON’T SAY BOOBS. ]

[teaserving]

do you want her to step on you
boss you around
blonde or redhead or what
c'mon even i said something

[grilletto]

step on me?
I guess?
sounds kinda hot
a blonde or a brunette maybe?
not really sure how I feel about being them bossy, though

[teaserving]

for a guy who's watched pretty women a hundred times you sure dont seem to have much in mind

[grilletto]

hey! that doesn't have anything to do with it!
i appreciate pretty woman for it's content, that doesn't mean i want my own fairy tale story, you know?
like, maybe the idea of romance over settling or something
someone loyal that would let me protect them
i don't know, man

[teaserving]

you really haven't thought about the kind of relationship you'd want huh
should've guessed

[grilletto]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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[wearingguess]

They do ??
Also please explain "pewsp"

[grilletto]

i don't know really
i just figured with all the other shit they have here
they probably have one of those

what do you mean explain? it's part of my username?
pew pew sp ??
you know like a gun?

[wearingguess]

what is the "sp" part?? is the gun spitting

[grilletto]

sex pistols

can't believe mista finally exists now

[nonehorse]

Not really? It's just a way to pass the time, and I'm a little bored since I have 6 extra appendages at the moment and I'm still learning how to use them!

Miss Sugimoto's right though, your answer's a complete cop-out. Disappointing!

i can't believe avdol is calling him out like this

[grilletto]

How is that a cop-out?!
I already gave her a better answer?

[ then a few seconds later ]

wait 6 extra...?
what the fuck?

[nonehorse]

Still a cop-out answer! 'Cute, very cute, and cute' is purely subjective; we need something concrete!

I have 6 tentacle arms right now though, yes. Two normal arms too! I think it's because of the jellyfish business from a few weeks back. They're very fun, but I can't control them so well yet!

[grilletto]

concrete?
i can't give you anything concrete if i haven't thought about it that much, right?

you got tentacles, though? man, all i got was blue lips and weird skin
tentacles probably would have been cooler

[nonehorse]

Get on it then! Time's a-wasting, and we're all getting older.

I do have tentacles though! Plus the skin thing...I have blue rings all over that sometimes change colour, and my hair is tentacles instead of jellyfish tendrils like normal. I'm glad it's not just me that experienced effects!

[grilletto]

dude, i'm 18
there's still plenty of time

but damn, your stuff sounds better than mine.
did you fight them too or something?

[nonehorse]

Soon you'll be 19, and still without any real idea of what you want in someone. That's a little sad...How else are you going to get married at 20?????

I did fight them, though. I can't exactly say I was some great hero about it, but I was there! So...Maybe that's the common link between all of us experiencing effects. Interesting...I'd wonder if there was even more pattern to decide how strong our transformations are, but I know how things are here, so there's no point in wondering.

[grilletto]

[ WHOA. They’re gonna have to circle back to the whole jellyfish thing in a minute here. ]

MARRIED?!?

[nonehorse]

[Oh my god Mista you dumb shit, why are you so easy]

Yes! You don't want to have children when you're 30 and starting to get wrinkles, do you? You have to get everything in life nailed down quickly! I, personally, have 10 children at home waiting for me.

[grilletto]

please tell me you’re fucking with me right now