text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[teaserving]

for a guy who's watched pretty women a hundred times you sure dont seem to have much in mind

[grilletto]

hey! that doesn't have anything to do with it!
i appreciate pretty woman for it's content, that doesn't mean i want my own fairy tale story, you know?
like, maybe the idea of romance over settling or something
someone loyal that would let me protect them
i don't know, man

[teaserving]

you really haven't thought about the kind of relationship you'd want huh
should've guessed

[grilletto]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[teaserving]

nope i cant talk about it

[grilletto]

hey! no, you don't get to do that to me!
fucking spill it

[teaserving]

do you really want me to say it
do you really

[grilletto]

yeah, obviously

[teaserving]

[teaserving]

nah
i wont do you dirty like that
even though it'd be real easy

[grilletto]

seriously?
what the fuck, if you're not gonna tell me
why bring it up in the first place?

[teaserving]

i made the wrong assumption that you'd put it together
that's on me for counting on you to have a decent memory

[grilletto]

whatever
i have a good memory

[teaserving]

ok
fine
but i want you to realize in this moment
what i say next
it's not my fucking fault
and you cant hold it against me

[grilletto]

fine, yeah
got it, i'm not gonna hold it against you

[teaserving]

ok so

[teaserving]

i should've guessed you wouldn't know seeing as how you haven't even gotten laid yet in your life

[grilletto]

oh

[grilletto]

fuck

[teaserving]

well in your case not yet
bam

[grilletto]

that was low even for you

[teaserving]

no that was pretty light all things considered

[he hasn't served you piss yet sir]

[grilletto]

yeah well
give me some advice or something
shit

[teaserving]

like
romance advice or fuck advice

[grilletto]

uhh
both
maybe