text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[sarcaskick]

wait









how old ARE you

[cadeuces]

In an effort not to be coy and say "it's a secret ♥", I'm 37.

[sarcaskick]

[Oh. Oh, wow. "You look great for your age" is a compliment he might pay in person to try and get some action, but over text?]

so you're kind of a cougar, huh

[unhappy]

You better ask if she has any kids your age that are going to be swinging around your apartment

[sarcaskick]

ooh, start with the mom and then work down the family tree, smart.

[unhappy]

i hope they're 6 and you get shackled with babysitting

[sarcaskick]

hope those kids have an appreciation for exotic clubs

call it a field trip

[unhappy]

I'm sure it will be very educational

[sarcaskick]

baby's first blackout

[cadeuces]

A "cougar"?

[sarcaskick]

cradle robber?

[cadeuces]

What does a large cat have to do with stealing children?
I assume is what that means.

( Look she's from Switzerland and 2076, the slang doesn't translate well but she can make an educated guess about a "cradle robber". (It's not very educated, apparently.) )

[sarcaskick]

[for all the slang he's had to teach since arriving here he should have a PhD himself]

i'm saying you have a thing for younger men

[cadeuces]

That is usually quite the opposite case, actually.
Wait, how old are you...?

( That dread settles in like a chilly fog. )

[sarcaskick]

did you think I was old because of the hair

i'm like

21

[cadeuces]

No, I thought you were closer to my age because of your behavior.
You already seem to know exactly who you are and exactly who you want, and that is a rare trait to have until later in life.

( Plus, you know, the general impression he gives of his poor outlook on the world. )

You surprise me yet again, Mercury.

( Apologizing is a moot point no matter how inappropriate it feels, now. They'd both enjoyed themselves just fine. Sighs. There's no use getting hung up over it now; at least he was still over 20. )

[sarcaskick]

why yes, i AM very mature, thank you. do me a favor and tell my friend emerald, she needs a laugh

and we're only getting started. you'll find i'm full of surprises.

[cadeuces]

Well, I won't get ahead of myself until I know you a bit better. 😉
I suppose that means we're still on.
I'm sure you'll find plenty of surprises in me, as well.

and re: the above

[cadeuces]

I'm not a mother, either, if you intended to ask.

[sarcaskick]

so you're not a milf, okay
















do you know what a milf is

[cadeuces]

I'm from the year 2076; I've offhandedly heard of some of these terms before, but they're very antiquated and I don't know what they mean, no.
This device isn't translating them well.

[sarcaskick]

oh this will be good

milf is a











one of those things where each letter stands for something, whatever that's called

can you puzzle it out?

[cadeuces]

An initialism.
I assume the M stands for Mother, then, but as for the rest...

My intelligence is mostly in biology and medical sciences, with a touch of engineering for cybernetics.
Language not as much.
Which is to say, I haven't the faintest clue.

[sarcaskick]

i'll make it a little easier

Mother
I_
L_ _ _
(to)
F_ _ _

[cadeuces]

Mother, I'd Lie to Fans
That isn't very nice, and it certainly isn't me, you're right.

( Now she's just taking the piss, tbh. That was enough hint she gets it. Especially considering, well.

Her dynamic with him thus far was "very successful booty call". )