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Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

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[scarsnstripes]

I don't think anything about that is weird, Ranpo-san.

I never really thought about it either. Maybe it just varies from person to person, if they know what kind of 'type' they have?

[sweetsleuth]

[Ah, thank god this is text. He's still not sure how to talk to Atsushi right now.]

That doesn't really surprise me.

But does that mean you don't have type now?

[scarsnstripes]

[Sorry Ranpo....]

I guess I just like who I like? I never really thought about 'why'.

[He's dumb.]

[sweetsleuth]

But that doesn't mean there isn't a why.

Maybe they all have something in common and you just haven't figured out what it is yet?

[scarsnstripes]

Maybe. Maybe it's the same for you though? You did say you haven't thought about it.

[sweetsleuth]

Maybe...

But I don't exactly have a lot of people to compare here.

[NOPE JUST ATSUSHI]

[And maybe Yosano but trying to find what similarities exist between the two is too much even for his brain tbh.]

[scarsnstripes]

Not even back home?

[Atsushi doubts he's anyone's type to be quite honest, why would you even.]

[sweetsleuth]

I said I never thought about it, and I meant it!

Dating, sex, marriage-- I didn't think about any of it!

I guess that's different now, but it just feels

late? I guess?

[scarsnstripes]

Well, that doesn't mean you can't think about it now, either.

Like what do you think about Yosano-san? Kunikida-san? Haruno-san? Not Naomi-chan.

[For very obvious reasons, both of the Tanizakis are off this list.]

What about Dazai-san? Oh, or Poe-san? Or even Fukuzawa-san?

...We really don't know a lot of people outside work, do we? But are there any things you might find attractive?

[Is he just listing everyone off the top of his head--]

1/idk

[sweetsleuth]

[Oh]

[Oh no is he really going to just start listing names of all the people they know?? To figure out Ranpo's type??]

[Yosano, Kunikida-- well, he knows something is there now, thanks to this place. Heck.]

[Wait shit he's still going--]

[sweetsleuth]

["Dazai-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

["Poe-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

["Fukuzawa-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

[...]

[Actually--]

/done

[sweetsleuth]

[--nOPE NOT GOING THERE]

[NOPE]

[NOPE]

[RANPO HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION]










[It goes without saying that Atsushi is not getting a reply.]

[scarsnstripes]

Ranpo-san?

Ranpo-san? What do you think about people like them?

[He has no idea what he just did, the idiot.

But he will stop texting after that, because Ranpo doesn't seem to be responding. Did he say something bad...?]

[sweetsleuth]

[DID HE SAY SOMETHING BAD--]

[In about 20 minutes, Atsushi will have someone knocking at his front door.]

[It's Ranpo!]

[With his glasses on. And making this face. How did he know he was home?? It's Ranpo, don't question it.]

[scarsnstripes]

[Atsushi doesn't know who the knock is, but he's definitely surprised to see Ranpo here?

Why? What would be so important that he'd walk right over here when they-- Oh.]

Ranpo-san...? Are you alright?

[Is this about what he said?

........

...It's about what he said, isn't it.]

U-Um, would you like to come in?

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Atsushi-kun.

[...]

[sweetsleuth]

Kyouka-chan's had a crush on you since you first brought her to the ADA. She knows you don't see her the same way, so she doesn't want you to know.

Montgomery-chan is in love you with, but she's in denial and you're too inexperienced to notice she even likes you.

[TIPS HIS HAT]

[TURNS TO LEAVE]

[BYE]

1/???

[scarsnstripes]

[Kyouka-chan's had--]

2/???

[scarsnstripes]

[A what.]

3/???

[scarsnstripes]

[She knows-- she doesn't--]

[scarsnstripes]

[Montgomery-chan?!?!?!

But she--

How--

idek/????

[scarsnstripes]

[She barely acted like she tolerated him!!!]