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[goneforawalk]

hello everyone i have an interesting request

you see something has been brought to my attention and i just can't let it go without learning the answer

i'm sure most of us know the general blood-drinking lore, right

that virgin blood is the best blood and non-virgin blood just can't compare, because purity is important or something

but that's not why i'm here

i'm here for a vastly different comparison

vegetarians vs meat eaters

i've been drinking from nazis, ghouls, and other vampires for so long that i just don't know if i've even had a vegetarian, how sad is that

my point here is: i'm looking for blood donors, both vegetarian and meat eating, to make a comparison

the virgin thing doesn't matter, just what you eat, that's all i'll be comparing in this exercise

you have my word as a gentleman that if you decide to donate, i won't take too much

or turn you into a vampire

or kill you

even if you're into that kind of thing i might get in trouble with my mas~ter if i misbehave too badly

anyway, just some food for thought

feel free to weigh in with your opinion if you've had both sides of the coin

Comments

[goneforawalk]

hey i didn't call them virgin words you did

also i'm immune to garlic

i'm actually not the butler, there's a human for that, i'd never butle

however i am the clean up crew, so to speak

(also immune to crosses)

[itsknighttime]

i did because ill never unsee it and i wanted to share the pain and suffering you inflicted

fuck
actually double fuck because immune to crosses
or youre lying and youre not but ill never know

okay
you know how like sometimes people say dont talk to strangers
then you get pulled into a world that youre not in and you end up talking to strangers who then tell you that theyre vampires and also clean up crew but arent a butler
so you ask yourself well self what do they clean up? then you dont want to know because you bet your ideas are safer than the truth? you ever have a moment like that? i did once
i feel like that applies to me so hard
so relatable
if only we had facebook id put minions on it and post it to my soccer mom book club

[goneforawalk]

i'm not suffering :)

oh i don't lie, that's one thing i never do

one i have no idea what minions or facebook are

two having a sense of worry is healthy

three don't get too panicky i'm a vampire hunter

i clean up vampires

ghouls

nazis

nazi vampires

nazi ghouls

you get the picture

i don't do werewolves though that's not my jurisdiction

[itsknighttime]

wow a happy face and everything
my dude savage
god damn man you go for the throat
pun intended
or maybe you dont idk your story
lucky you about minions though

a vampire hunting nazi hater
i hate that you telling me that makes me believe it and that those things exist or existed

yeah no fuck those guys right?
twilight taught us all about those bitches

[goneforawalk]

no you're right i prefer the throat

1999 has been a hell of a year for the nazi resurgence basically and they're all undead

because normal nazis aren't bad enough

fun to kill though

they're pretty much extinct where i'm from and the only one left is also a nazi

so it's pretty stupid

[itsknighttime]

people tell me that im pretty fuckin good at making up stories
and like
i aint got no reason not to believe you but
fuck man i want to see this movie

[[Not that he's saying it is one, just that it would be a great one.]]

so ok
youve covered if you got a worry about vegetarian or meat eat right
but did you think of gluten free dieting?

[goneforawalk]

if it were a movie my life would be so much easier i assure you

more boring too, but i wouldn't have been stuck in a boat on the ocean for a while

you know what you're right, i'm a fool

i didn't even consider veganism either

what if dairy is a huge factor in taste

[itsknighttime]

idk man ive watched some pretty boring shit happen
you ever tried stock market investing?

yeah see thats what im here for
im here to help
so ok another question you honestly cant really tell if someones a virgin by their blood right
you have to do like a dick dna test or something?

[goneforawalk]

no i was born into royalty and maintained that for centuries, never tried the stock market

yes you can tell

i mean it's generally more polite to ask first but taste is a defining factor

[itsknighttime]

i wasnt hurting for pennies and i still did
id say you should have tried but it really was boring

how is that more polite?
thats like asking a girl what size her tiddies are when you damn know the size is small or big