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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[schmisse]

You'd be surprised. Some people actually prefer this method.

[thedarkbond]

is it the people who can't just walk up to someone and talk to them (✿´ ꒳ ` )
because it kind of sounds like it is

[hymnals]

NAME Adrasteius Anor'thalion AGE 400 LOOKING FOR I'd like to raise money for a church. Moonlacing needn't go beyond simple handholding, or a friendly hug. OFFERING Hmm. I'm a good cook, specializing in pastries. I'm a scribe, too, and can write in enchanted calligraphy for you. I can also bless you with the Light.

[menphina]

[ SHUT UP SHE ONLY HAD A BUNCH OF CRAYONS she's a writer not an artist ]

Oh I'm sure you are but I'm making you approachable

you know so people don't think you're an old creep

[menphina]

He hasn't minded before, I used to have him out on posters back in the city

And he doesn't use it! He needs to get back in there!

[menphina]

[ Oh, she recognizes this guy. ]

Huh, didn't take you for a church-type.

Then again, you're probably like elezen huh. They're big about Halone and smiting the heretics and all.

[hymnals]

[HE UNDERSTOOD MAYBE A THIRD OF THIS RESPONSE]

Eh? Elezen? Halone? Back it up.

[menphina]

Elezen, you know. Long ears like yours, really tall, great hair.

I heard there's folk with those features called elves, other places!

[hymnals]

Oh, I see. Different language for a similar concept.

[is his hair great??]

Yes, I'm sin'dorei. Blood elf. Can't say I've ever heard of 'Halone', though. Is that a god?

[offshoots]

[IT WAS MEGUMI!!!

he could have realized that if he read the poster's name but hindsight. 20/20. all that shit. he was too busy 'wtf'ing.]

How is listing that I live in trees supposed to make me approachable, you damn cat?! [thanks for calling him cute, though. negative thanks for calling him an old creep.]

And why're you using my full name? This is a new city, come on. What if people start mistaking me for some other Robin Hood they think they know? I go by a new alias on the network.

[he is. look at his handle.

it's nanpa_hunter.]

[offshoots]

[what a name.

almost as lavish as Nero's.]

Not really here to offer myself, but I have a question. Why are you raising money for a church? Are you a priest?

[hymnals]

Yes, I am. High Priest of the Light.

[4leafring]

NAME Tamaki Yotsuba AGE 18 LOOKING FOR King pudding. I ate all of mine. I wanna buy more and I need the Chroma. OFFERING I'll share my king pudding! It's real good, I promise. Just help me buy some. And find some...anyone seen any around?

[offshoots]

Aha, I thought so. Makes sense now.

Thanks a lot for answering, High Priest.

[hymnals]

Does it bother you?

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[4leafring]

Oh, right. A picture of me. Here.

[offshoots]

What, that you're raising money for a church? Or that you're a High Priest? Why would either of those things bother a complete stranger?

[hymnals]

It's pretty common for people to balk at the basic concept of religion. But if you say it was just passing curiosity, I guess I have to believe it.

[offshoots]

Only when that religion doesn't match their own.

[this is not going to be a religion discourse thread i'm gonna]

Anyway, it really was only curiosity. It reminded me of another old man I knew. Good luck with the Chroma-raising and such, though.

[erranthero]

NAME Kerra Holt AGE 20 standard years LOOKING FOR Socializing, people who are interested in learning more about this rock, people to make Chroma with. Not particularly picky about the how, that's more up to you than anything. I just need more to do, generally. OFFERING Chroma, conversation, protection if you need it, help with technology if you need it, basically just ask.

[hymnals]

Sounds like you've got more on your mind than you're really saying.

[y not tho]

I'll be sure not to let my hand brush yours if I see you in passing.

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[pidgeypidge]

What if I just wanted to pet the rainbow kitten?

[Really the only sentient mechanical being from a galaxy far, far away she's interested in is Green.]

[menphina]

Hey, if someone's cute enough, I'll climb a tree to get to them. Effort is key!! AND I'M NOT A CAT, I'M A MIQO'TE

[ How many times will they go over this, asshole? ]

.....

why the hell are you calling yourself nanpa what even is that

[offshoots]

[you must be level 10000 bond to reach religion discourse

having more on his mind than what's being said is commonplace with Robin.]

Aaaah, did something I said bother you?

[hymnals]

You replied against the purpose of this post to ask an obvious question.

It's annoying.

[adra, on the other hand, always says exactly what he thinks at any given time]