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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
<center> <table style="width:630px;"><tr> <td align="center" style="vertical-align:top; width:250px;"><img style="width:250px; border-radius: 25px;" src="https://i.imgur.com/1u1Emwb.jpg"></td> <td align="center" style="width:400px;"><div style="padding: 10px; font-family: courier new; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; border: 1px solid #666666;"><b>NAME</b> Reyvenne <b>AGE</b> 53 <b>LOOKING FOR</b> I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. <b>OFFERING</b> What. You don't think I'm hot?</td></tr></table>

Comments

[nodus]

You think so? I didn't think it would matter since I'm just looking for teammates to play a game with you.

[ he also just wants to win a championship nbd. ]

[kiritin]

It does matter. I have heard of cases of adult men using these kind of advertisements to approach young children.
You are an adult man, Ye Xiu.

[ He's trying to not get you ARRESTED. ]

(1/2)

[nodus]

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(2/2)

[nodus]

Has anyone ever told you that you worry about the craziest things sometimes?

[kiritin]

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As a matter of fact, no.
Is this considered 'crazy'...?

[nodus]

[ arjuna??????????????????????? ]

Considering I have no idea how you made this leap of logic... it's pretty crazy to me, yeah.

[kiritin]

[ Ye Xiu Confirmed for One Brain Cell. ]

Playing a video-game is a hobby for children, is it not?
Therefore, by hiding your age, children will be more willing to converse with you.
I am to believe that behavior could be seem as suspicious.

[ Insert here a long pause. ]

Am I wrong in my assumption?

[nodus]

Even a game like this has age restrictions, you know. It's basically a job.

But I didn't put down my age since I didn't think it mattered. I'll play with anyone no matter how old they are, as long as they're good.

[kiritin]

[ Ok, actually, Arjuna can respect that. Congrats on your +100 bond exp points. ]

I see.
A job?
Do people get paid to play games...?

[nodus]

Of course they do! I got paid a lot of money back in the day, you know?

[ not to boast or anything. he was the most famous pro out there... ]

[kiritin]

Is that so?

[ It doesn't sound genuine, but it is. He's impressed. ]

Then I assume you must be quite skilled at it.
I apologize for my prior assumption, then.
I wish you luck in finding teammates, Ye Xiu.

[nodus]

You don't have to assume. I can prove it.

But thanks. I've done it once, so I'm sure I can do it again. Or it'll just happen eventually - I'm in no rush.

[kiritin]

Oh?
Then I suppose I can spare some time one day to watch you play, if that's the case.
If you would not mind my company, that is.

[nodus]

When did I ever mind your company? Feel free to come watch me any time.

[finethanks]

[Nosy over here reading this all, but...]

I see... Arjuna-san must play video games differently than I do.