DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[lifehacker]

[teaserving]

kidnap the baby
run
raise the baby to be an assassin
kick the dude's ass
karma complete

[lifehacker]

huh
sounds like my twin brother
except i kicked his ass. bitch

[teaserving]

that's kinda sick good for you

[lifehacker]

thanks my life rules
here's another one

[teaserving]

my purpose is to get fisted so hard that i die

[lifehacker]

dude
gonna go out being worn like a glove
wild.

[teaserving]

look man leave horses alone
animals are pure and they can do what they want
if a horse trampled me i'd thank them

[lifehacker]

how? you're probably dead and so's the horse

[teaserving]

there's the afterlife duh

[lifehacker]

ok so you thank ghost horse
now what

[teaserving]

im dead again so i ride the horse into the ghost sunset