DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

anonymous, motherfucker

[nonehorse]

advice on moonlacing with someone you care about and not ruining the friendship and trust you've built up with them, please? i'm not used to casual sex so i'm worried that it'll somehow make things worse between us in the end

[If anyone's going to give him some fucking insight here, it's going to be the person he's asking about in the first place.]

COWARD

[teaserving]

casual sex isn't always for everyone
i guess the question you wanna ask yourself is what the hell you want to come out of it
(a) staying friends and keeping it that way or (b) do you want it to be more than that

[text; un: anonymous]

[immature]

[okay jerk]

oh so you know everything huh
tell us how to get back home then

[teaserving]

this isn't a request for advice this is just a cranky baby question
try again

un: otacon

[codecmoment]

Best way to make tea?

[ Like he'd ever ask real questions. He's got a decade+ on this boy, too. ]

[teaserving]

depends on the tea
black tea i personally like when it's steeped to hell but i also can't do that to earl grey that's just terrible

green tea should only steep for like a couple of minutes same with white tea

for the love of god dont use boiling water you will BURN IT

dont add milk to most fruit teas strawberry flavored teas are usually safe but not lemon or orange or whatever

go a favorite, hal?

[lifehacker]

[teaserving]

kidnap the baby
run
raise the baby to be an assassin
kick the dude's ass
karma complete

anonymous;

[grilletto]

so say there’s someone that wants to get more
i don’t know experience?
but they don’t really know what they want?
and how are you supposed to get experience
if no one ever lets you do anything

basically how do you get practice without ending up with a broken rib or something?
that’s all I really wanna know

[teaserving]

how about you make your intentions clear and ask for permission before going in for seconds GUIDO MISTA

[flying_fish]

[Well...why not.]

I'm not a human and prefer to relax underwater. Which do you think would be better: buying a boat to stay on the water or buying a large pool/tank for the apartment? The tub isn't deep enough.

[teaserving]

huh good question
how big is the apartment and where would you theoretically put that tank

anonymous text, un: ANON

[doreimi]

[Because it's not like she's ever that subtle anyway, so this should be fun.]

What's the right punishment for a guy who sticks his tongue in a girl's mouth without asking, the first time he kisses her?

[teaserving]

bite his fucking tongue

~anonymous~ who could it ~be~

[silvercrusader]

1) favorite sports team

2) hey let's say i become a gangster in 10 years what kinds of things do you think i should do to prepare

3) if you say none to question one i hope you're ready for the consequences

A MYSTERY

[teaserving]

1. i really only watch racing

2. i guess that depends on what you wanna change jp

3. as if i havent already lived the consequences

UN: G.Akechi

[foolishjustice]

I've heard things about my future that I...would rather prevent. I know what I can do to avoid it, but the only reason I know is because people from the future relative to myself told me what happens.

Do you think it's possible?

[teaserving]

this is a tough one honestly
but honestly if you feel like there are things you want to stop or need to stop
and you have the chance to
why the fuck not?
even if it doesn't work out, at least you can brace yourself for it.

anon;

[getstoned]

i have this dumb dolphin that won't reach out and talk to his friends
should i stage an intervention??

[teaserving]

have you asked him why he hasn't done that yet

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

Do you like to torture yourself?

[teaserving]

depends on how

UN: anonymous

[riptidequeen]

Best place to find things to make art with that won't make [insert Josuke's username here] upset?

[teaserving]

oh boy what did that idiot do now
what kind of art?

anon

[witchwithoutacause]

finger up butt y/n?

[teaserving]

just one?

un: grimm, like you wouldn't know who this was if he was anonymous anyway

[hagrides]

Why do humans have nipples?

[teaserving]

oh boy
ok
grimm
my friend
here we go

the nipple is really only practical for women since when they reach maturity they can produce milk for newborn babies
this is pretty typical of most mammals actually
i actually have no fucking clue why men have nipples
maybe something about when we're still embryos we're still developing so we start off with some of the same parts but the gender forms later while we're still forming
no idea!
but at least they're fun to play with so there you go

un: deathweaver

[respired]

w hat qual if eis

qualifies

wyou to give ad vice

[should he remove his gauntlets to type? yes. will he? never.]

[teaserving]

nothing honestly other than supposedly a practical point of view

you can turn on the audio if that's easier by the way

text | un: bungeefum

[nobodylikeshim]

how fun ♥

what do you do when you can't find anyone to enjoy your hobbies? ♦
also! in an otome game, who is the best target? the shy one? the leader? which type? ♣

[teaserving]

that's tough
all of your hobbies are out? i guess try some new ones and see if you click with someone
sometimes you have to accommodate
then maybe someone will meet you halfway

ok i had to honestly look up what an otome game was. i dont really play video games
i'd probably go with the leader type since they're reliable

anon

[piercedyourheart]

so back at home i thought i was only into guys
and since coming here i'm starting to realize i'm probably into guys and girls
its all really confusing and idk how to handle it
any advice?

[teaserving]

first of all: congrats on your awakened bisexuality
sometimes it takes people years to figure their shit out so dont feel bad you didn't realize you were into girls too

second of all: it's tough
i had to figure out my sexuality mostly on my own
and i made mistakes on the way
so i guess if i were in your shoes i'd want someone i could rely on that i knew i could trust even if they couldn't relate or give me advice even just someone to talk to really helps air out your thoughts

so finally: it's okay to be scared and freaked out or even just a little confused
try exploring a bit if you want
but bottom line if you're looking for a bf or gf just let it come naturally and just communicate with them what you're comfortable with