DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[grilletto]

i could have been killed
better?

[teaserving]

i wouldnt be that careless dont be so dramatic
if i want to kill you i'll probably just snap your neck

[grilletto]

what the fuck, have you seriously thought about this?!

[teaserving]

well now i am

[grilletto]

what the hell man
it's not like i grabbed your dick or something

[teaserving]

i think you underestimate the range i consider it kinda intimate mista

1/2

[grilletto]

well how was i supposed to know?
i would have let you touch mine

[grilletto]

i mean my chest
not my dick

[teaserving]

ok?? i dont wanna touch either!
you're not someone i'd wanna bone

[grilletto]

why not?

[teaserving]

you seriously want to go down this rabbit hole

[grilletto]

well yeah
is there something wrong with me?

[ DO YOU THINK HE’S UGLY??? ]

[teaserving]

mista listen
you're a good guy and despite me being pissed at you i still think about you as my friend
but i have zero desire nor have i ever even thought about us fucking
and sometimes that's just how it is

also you never do your fucking laundry

[grilletto]

hey!
i do my laundry!

[teaserving]

dont fucking lie to me i have never witnessed this they're always in piles on the floor??

[grilletto]

shit, i'm not lying!
maybe i don't do it as much as you do
but i do it!
these are expensive, you think i really wanna wash them to pieces?

[teaserving]

it doesn't matter if your clothes are expensive if they fucking smell

[grilletto]

someone said it was comforting once
but i use cologne anyway
i think i would notice if i smelled bad

[teaserving]

who the fuck would say something like that

[grilletto]

IT WAS TRISH!!

[teaserving]

[oh. hmm. that seems kind of

well it's not his business]

yeah ok

[grilletto]

that's it?

[ s u s p i c i o u s ]

[teaserving]

it just goes to show that tastes are different
i think you fucking smell but its nice for her so it works for her
got it?

[grilletto]

yeah, got it
i think maybe it's something you have to get used to?
because she kind of said the same thing at first
but then took it back...

[ maybe he should do his laundry more often?? ]

[teaserving]

maybe she meant she found you specifically comforting
it's not like she had anywhere or anyone else other than us