DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[grilletto]

that's it?

[ s u s p i c i o u s ]

[teaserving]

it just goes to show that tastes are different
i think you fucking smell but its nice for her so it works for her
got it?

[grilletto]

yeah, got it
i think maybe it's something you have to get used to?
because she kind of said the same thing at first
but then took it back...

[ maybe he should do his laundry more often?? ]

[teaserving]

maybe she meant she found you specifically comforting
it's not like she had anywhere or anyone else other than us

[grilletto]

dude, no she was definitely talking about my smell
she said it was gross when we switched places
and then when we switched back she said it was comforting

[ Is he going to elaborate more on that? No. Not unless Abbacchio asks. ]

[teaserving]

what

[teaserving]

hold the fuck up

[teaserving]

what do you mean SWITCHED

[grilletto]

oh shit did no one tell you about that part??
uhhhh
bodies
like in freaky friday or something like that
we switched bodies

[teaserving]

okay im glad i was dead for that what the fuck
that explains that turtle outcome at least

[rip polnareff]

[grilletto]

for the record the shit she wears
is really uncomfortable

[teaserving]

ok that doesn't surprise me
when you're dressing to be hot as possible
u gotta decide what you're willing to put up with
not fucking that, probably

[grilletto]

she wears underwear that lifts up her ass!
it rides up and it hurts
why would anyone go through that?!

[teaserving]

sometimes people don't have naturally amazing asses and do what they can to make it better
not worth it in my opinion honestly

[grilletto]

yeah honestly
why mess with natural beauty