DEAR ABBA | text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

so i noticed a lot of you guys just love to go anonymous and ask for insight or whatever
however
i'm a well of knowledge and ready to tell you how to not fuck yourself up more

so here it is
leone abbacchio ready to give you life advice
submit your questions and i'll give you an answer for the life guidance you obviously need

feel free to go anonymous or not i promise i dont give a shit

Comments

[flying_fish]

I'm not overly attached to the apartment, which is one reason why I've been considering the boat.

Does that change anything for your advice?

[teaserving]

not really
i mean
an apartment is nice so you can go collect your thoughts and chill

but also im human so im not sure if that influences my perspective

im gonna be honest if you get a tank for yourself and you live in it i really wanna see

[flying_fish]

Why?
I'm not some sort of pet fish.
Besides, it would be like watching someone swimming in a pool. Nothing exciting.

[teaserving]

because i never met some kind of fish guy and it'd cool as fuck duh

[flying_fish]

Oh. If that's the case, we can meet without having to wait for the renovation.

[teaserving]

nice
sorry ill probably have a million questions

[flying_fish]

You wouldn't be the first. [AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T GET SPAT ON, everything will be fine.]

When and where? I wouldn't want to interrupt any advice-giving.

[teaserving]

maybe tomorrow? i dont really care where. so i guess wherever is most comfortable for you

[flying_fish]

Alright. I'll send you a text tomorrow.

[AND SINCE HE SAID he didn't care where, Zed sends Leone a text telling him he's at the beach including a "--Zed" at the end. He's really hard to miss considering he's the only blue, fish-like person on the beach. Zed's just gotten back from a swim and is already pulling cargo pants up over his swim trunks before shoving his webbed feet into sneakers.]